Chat Room Classics

From Jeriko in chat:

Where else, I ask you, can you see Britney writhe in a bed on top of her athletic female dancers as they slide their hands up her thighs, where else can you see Britney prance around for 20 minutes wearing nothing but a bra, panties, and stockings, and where else can you see Britney masturbate in a transparent tub?

Good quote... but you left out THE WHERE!!! I WANNA KNOW!

Faisent in the chat about 5mins ago

<Kyle> PAX is the 700 Club for a new generation, and Lifetime is Television for Victims.

Submitted some of these to bash.org

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<Borgs8472> hey, if the UN and UPN trades places, would the world be a better place?
<evenflow> hmmmmm
<BearTM> No.
<Borgs8472> sure?
<BearTM> Well, maybe.
<faisent> have you seen the quality of programming the UN puts out?
<Borgs8472> :/
<evenflow> The UN would fund enterprise with money skimmed off the oil for food program
<faisent> good greif man - how could you ask that!
<Borgs8472> ...
<evenflow> it could be called the oil for crap TV program
<Borgs8472> that it could be...
<evenflow> it would justify us attacking the UN
<faisent> lol
<faisent> do it I say!
* Borgs8472 makes it so

All rejected, those bastards. . .
~Kyle

Hmmm...

I've definately seen worse in their database... maybe I'll submit them again some other time and they'll have someone else approve them...

I guess they aren't racist or sexist enough .
~Kyle

* BearTM reveals that Dayton and baba are the same typist.
* Bulldog believes Bear even without any proof
<baba> dayton is my dual
<BearTM> We can tell... You're both equally clueless.

<Elwood> I had to put a bed together.
<Ramen> Gaw?
<Ramen> You missed an episode of ATHF that had
<Ramen> Carl saying "I'm gonna be farting blood tonite!"
<Elwood> !
<Elwood>
<Elwood> I missed it!
<Ramen> I hadn't seen the ep before and had me in tears.
* BearTM saw that one and was farting in tears.
<Ramen> But more important: what did you mean by putting a bed together?
<BearTM> You know... He was "putting his pillow" in her "pillowcase".
<Ramen> That makes the sad smiley very interesting, then.
<Elwood> !
<Elwood> No, we're having company come in from out of town and we replaced the bed in our spare bedroom.
<BearTM> Ah, you're having "company over".
<BearTM>
<Ramen> bow chicka bow wow?
<Elwood> Now quite
<BearTM> ACME Power Quotation Marks: Converting otherwise innocent statements into crude sexual innuendos since 1975!
<Elwood> A good friend of my wife and her husband.
<Ramen> bear - rotflmao
* Ramen runs to the chat quote thread.

<Borgs8472> is jewbot jewish?
<JewBot> yes
<Borgs8472> did you have your wire's sheathing snipped of at some point or something?

* Ramen plans his secret plan to behad tmm3k - jihad style.
* Darkening gives Ramen a rep point
<Ramen> behad = sex up, or course.
<Ramen> or = I can't spell.
<Darkening> of course
<Darkening> go for sexed up..don't think anyone noticed

* You were kicked from #wordoforge by ChanServ (This channel may not be used.)

[21:55:57] *** Kyle has joined #wordforge
[21:56:00] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Kyle
[21:56:02] <tmm3k> hi kyle
[21:56:09] <Kyle> Hey TMM.
[21:56:09] <tmm3k> you just missed a chance to lose your virginity
[21:56:19] <SexormeupPickle> Maybe Kyle will cyber with FeFe if she comes back?
[21:56:36] <tmm3k> possible
[21:56:37] <SexormeupPickle> Lesse. Any cock will do, she likes it up the arse, and oh, she has AIDS.
[21:56:40] <tmm3k> heh
[21:57:16] <SexormeupPickle> That's one helluva deal IMHO!
[21:57:33] <Kyle> Oh, darn, missed out on that? I'd prefer to lose it to a girl, and not the textual speakings of a 42 year old man like you, TMM.
[21:57:42] <tmm3k> LOLZ
[21:57:47] <tmm3k> 42
[21:57:48] <tmm3k> ok
[21:57:49] <tmm3k> sure
[21:58:33] <Kyle> Oh, was it 52? Your stories change back and forth.
[21:59:01] <SexormeupPickle> He's 69.
[21:59:28] <Kyle> Shame TMM will never get to experience 69 with a girl. . .
[22:00:37] <SexormeupPickle> !
[22:00:45] <tmm3k> oh snap
[22:00:45] <SexormeupPickle> Are you implying my mother isn't female?
[22:00:48] <tmm3k> LOL
[22:01:42] <Kyle> Hey, I don't want to know who TMM attempts to fuck.
[22:02:36] <tmm3k> um
[22:02:43] <tmm3k> so you dont want to know your mom anymore?
[22:03:25] <Kyle> No, you're confused, TMM. When you thought you were going for my mom, you were actually fucking Michael Jackson!
[22:03:34] *** Kyle was kicked by Kyle (MWAHAHAHAHA!)
[22:03:39] <tmm3k> your mom looks like michael jackson?
[22:03:43] <tmm3k> wtf
[22:03:48] <tmm3k> is he like 10 years old or something?
[22:04:16] <SexormeupPickle> OMG!
[22:04:27] <SexormeupPickle> He got the last word!
[22:04:30] <SexormeupPickle> Pwned!
[22:04:34] <tmm3k> yeah
[22:04:42] <tmm3k> in typical 10 year old style

<podgers> Kyle i require a vagina and a heartbeat. and i'm flexible

- podgers places a personal ad

<JohnB> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
* JohnB has quit IRC (Quit)

<Kyle> It's not like if Jolene Blalock walked up to you and said TAKE ME NOW, BABA, that you wouldn't fuck her.
<baba> yep
<baba> she is to much of a twig

<podgers> damn baba you like your lesbians!
<baba> angel versus archer

<baba> borgs if i posted naked claudia christian pics how popular would i be?
<Borgs8472> do they exist?
<baba> yep
<Borgs8472> do that in the secret forum if you like
<baba> her playboy shots exist on her wordforge
<baba> why couldn't they have kept talia on board
<baba> she was a babe
<Borgs8472> let me rephase, do -real- ones exist?
<baba> yes
<baba>
<Borgs8472> oh <googles> so they do...
<podgers> baba you're a piece of work... don't ever change

<Borgs8472> to get back to theme, I always thought the b5 telepaths were a metaphore for being gay
<baba> yep the kick you out of the militar if you are one
<Tech-mmless> it's amazing

<Tech-mmless> personally, the nazis had great uniforms
<baba> nightwatch were nazis
<Borgs8472> nightwatch sounds like a voyeur porn site...

<podgers> but i'm trying to give you impression that it's desirable to eat!

<tmm3k> borgs
<tmm3k> hi
<Borgs> 'lo tmm3k
-tmm3k- tmm3k is away (away) (one-time response to the word tmm3k)
<duffman4500> hi
<Borgs> one day that message will say...
<Borgs> -tmm3k- tmm3k is away (awa....arghhh help.... IRC is burning my face, I'm MELTING, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLTTTTING!!!!!11111

<tmm3k> JESUS DIDNT TURN WATER INTO WINE, HE TURNED WATER INTO KOOL-AID, OMG IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
<tmm3k> HE HAD A KOOL-AID PACKET HIDDEN UP HIS SLEEVE
<duffman4500> classic

<tmm3k> Since I have no means of defending myself at Wordforge, I ask that you post in the thread about my ban and say that once I was informed that a swastika was not allowed on the server, I changed it. I'd also like it pointed out that it was meant to be humorous. I mean, come on, it was Cartman dressed as Hitler, with a barely noticeable swastika which I then removed from the av.
<Borgs> in conjunction with your custom title, you knew what you were doing
<tmm3k> i was quoting cartman, babelfish didnt translate it properly
<Borgs> bonza
<tmm3k> ?
<Borgs> too right
<tmm3k> what?
<Borgs> que?
<tmm3k> what is bonza? and what is too right?
<Borgs> parle vous australian?
<tmm3k> no
<Borgs>
<tmm3k> what the fuck are you talking about
<Borgs>

<Jeriko> Dendroica's back, I see. Here I was hoping he died.

Baba's weekly sodomization:

* tmm3k gives baba a lapdance
<tmm3k> mmmm
* tmm3k starts taking off baba's shirt
* tmm3k swirls it around like a lasso
* tmm3k starts licking baba's nipples
<Elwood> O.o
* tmm3k feels baba's boner growing larger
* tmm3k rips off baba's pants
<tmm3k> my thats a sexy thong, baba
* tmm3k rips off the thong too
* TamarGarish buries her head in Elwood's shoulder
<TamarGarish> I can't watch
<baba> tamar why does timmy do this?
<tmm3k> you can wait your turn baby
* tmm3k starts sucking on baba's hard dick
<tmm3k> mmmmmm
* Elwood hides Tamar's eyes
<TamarGarish> I don't know..you have to ask him
<tmm3k> it tastes so good
* Kyle goes and plays on the freeway.
* tmm3k reaches around and sticks his finger up baba's anus
* Elwood uses his other hand to hide his own eyes... O.o
<tmm3k> oh yeah nice and tight
<TamarGarish> Kyle lives!
* tmm3k flips baba over onto all fours
<tmm3k> allright, now take it bitch!
* tmm3k inserts his dick into baba's anus
* tmm3k thrusts harder and harder until baba's ass begins to bleed
<tmm3k> oh yeah you like that
* tmm3k laughs as baba cries in pleasure/pain
<Elwood> X-S
<baba> tamar can you get timmy to stop he is crossing a line
<tmm3k> oh you know you love it baby
<TamarGarish> That much is for certain
<TamarGarish> Timmy..tone it down please.
* tmm3k spanks baba's succulant ass
* tmm3k blows his load into baba's rectum
* tmm3k slides off baba
* TamarGarish gagas
* TamarGarish gags
<tmm3k> !
<tmm3k> oh
<tmm3k> so baba, do you smoke after sex
<Elwood> Suddenly Elvis doesn't seem so romantic...
<TamarGarish> His ass might after that.
<tmm3k> oh yeah
<tmm3k> mmmm
<TamarGarish> LOL
<tmm3k> thats the shit
<baba> i added timmy to my ignore list
<tmm3k> aw
<tmm3k> he's playing hard to get
<tmm3k> so
<tmm3k> who's next
<tmm3k>
* tmm3k glances at tammy
* Elwood presses a switch and lines up the red dot on Timmy's forehead.

That also got Tammy and Elwood in the mood...

O_o