From Jeriko in chat: Where else, I ask you, can you see Britney writhe in a bed on top of her athletic female dancers as they slide their hands up her thighs, where else can you see Britney prance around for 20 minutes wearing nothing but a bra, panties, and stockings, and where else can you see Britney masturbate in a transparent tub?
<Borgs8472> hey, if the UN and UPN trades places, would the world be a better place? <evenflow> hmmmmm <BearTM> No. <Borgs8472> sure? <BearTM> Well, maybe. <faisent> have you seen the quality of programming the UN puts out? <Borgs8472> :/ <evenflow> The UN would fund enterprise with money skimmed off the oil for food program <faisent> good greif man - how could you ask that! <Borgs8472> ... <evenflow> it could be called the oil for crap TV program <Borgs8472> that it could be... <evenflow> it would justify us attacking the UN <faisent> lol <faisent> do it I say! * Borgs8472 makes it so
Hmmm... I've definately seen worse in their database... maybe I'll submit them again some other time and they'll have someone else approve them...
* BearTM reveals that Dayton and baba are the same typist. * Bulldog believes Bear even without any proof <baba> dayton is my dual <BearTM> We can tell... You're both equally clueless.
<Elwood> I had to put a bed together. <Ramen> Gaw? <Ramen> You missed an episode of ATHF that had <Ramen> Carl saying "I'm gonna be farting blood tonite!" <Elwood> ! <Elwood> <Elwood> I missed it! <Ramen> I hadn't seen the ep before and had me in tears. * BearTM saw that one and was farting in tears. <Ramen> But more important: what did you mean by putting a bed together? <BearTM> You know... He was "putting his pillow" in her "pillowcase". <Ramen> That makes the sad smiley very interesting, then. <Elwood> ! <Elwood> No, we're having company come in from out of town and we replaced the bed in our spare bedroom. <BearTM> Ah, you're having "company over". <BearTM> <Ramen> bow chicka bow wow? <Elwood> Now quite <BearTM> ACME Power Quotation Marks: Converting otherwise innocent statements into crude sexual innuendos since 1975! <Elwood> A good friend of my wife and her husband. <Ramen> bear - rotflmao * Ramen runs to the chat quote thread.
<Borgs8472> is jewbot jewish? <JewBot> yes <Borgs8472> did you have your wire's sheathing snipped of at some point or something?
* Ramen plans his secret plan to behad tmm3k - jihad style. * Darkening gives Ramen a rep point <Ramen> behad = sex up, or course. <Ramen> or = I can't spell. <Darkening> of course <Darkening> go for sexed up..don't think anyone noticed
[21:55:57] *** Kyle has joined #wordforge [21:56:00] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Kyle [21:56:02] <tmm3k> hi kyle [21:56:09] <Kyle> Hey TMM. [21:56:09] <tmm3k> you just missed a chance to lose your virginity [21:56:19] <SexormeupPickle> Maybe Kyle will cyber with FeFe if she comes back? [21:56:36] <tmm3k> possible [21:56:37] <SexormeupPickle> Lesse. Any cock will do, she likes it up the arse, and oh, she has AIDS. [21:56:40] <tmm3k> heh [21:57:16] <SexormeupPickle> That's one helluva deal IMHO! [21:57:33] <Kyle> Oh, darn, missed out on that? I'd prefer to lose it to a girl, and not the textual speakings of a 42 year old man like you, TMM. [21:57:42] <tmm3k> LOLZ [21:57:47] <tmm3k> 42 [21:57:48] <tmm3k> ok [21:57:49] <tmm3k> sure [21:58:33] <Kyle> Oh, was it 52? Your stories change back and forth. [21:59:01] <SexormeupPickle> He's 69. [21:59:28] <Kyle> Shame TMM will never get to experience 69 with a girl. . . [22:00:37] <SexormeupPickle> ! [22:00:45] <tmm3k> oh snap [22:00:45] <SexormeupPickle> Are you implying my mother isn't female? [22:00:48] <tmm3k> LOL [22:01:42] <Kyle> Hey, I don't want to know who TMM attempts to fuck. [22:02:36] <tmm3k> um [22:02:43] <tmm3k> so you dont want to know your mom anymore? [22:03:25] <Kyle> No, you're confused, TMM. When you thought you were going for my mom, you were actually fucking Michael Jackson! [22:03:34] *** Kyle was kicked by Kyle (MWAHAHAHAHA!) [22:03:39] <tmm3k> your mom looks like michael jackson? [22:03:43] <tmm3k> wtf [22:03:48] <tmm3k> is he like 10 years old or something? [22:04:16] <SexormeupPickle> OMG! [22:04:27] <SexormeupPickle> He got the last word! [22:04:30] <SexormeupPickle> Pwned! [22:04:34] <tmm3k> yeah [22:04:42] <tmm3k> in typical 10 year old style
<JohnB> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! * JohnB has quit IRC (Quit) <Kyle> It's not like if Jolene Blalock walked up to you and said TAKE ME NOW, BABA, that you wouldn't fuck her. <baba> yep <baba> she is to much of a twig <podgers> damn baba you like your lesbians! <baba> angel versus archer <baba> borgs if i posted naked claudia christian pics how popular would i be? <Borgs8472> do they exist? <baba> yep <Borgs8472> do that in the secret forum if you like <baba> her playboy shots exist on her wordforge <baba> why couldn't they have kept talia on board <baba> she was a babe <Borgs8472> let me rephase, do -real- ones exist? <baba> yes <baba> <Borgs8472> oh <googles> so they do... <podgers> baba you're a piece of work... don't ever change <Borgs8472> to get back to theme, I always thought the b5 telepaths were a metaphore for being gay <baba> yep the kick you out of the militar if you are one <Tech-mmless> it's amazing <Tech-mmless> personally, the nazis had great uniforms <baba> nightwatch were nazis <Borgs8472> nightwatch sounds like a voyeur porn site...
<tmm3k> borgs <tmm3k> hi <Borgs> 'lo tmm3k -tmm3k- tmm3k is away (away) (one-time response to the word tmm3k) <duffman4500> hi <Borgs> one day that message will say... <Borgs> -tmm3k- tmm3k is away (awa....arghhh help.... IRC is burning my face, I'm MELTING, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLTTTTING!!!!!11111
<tmm3k> JESUS DIDNT TURN WATER INTO WINE, HE TURNED WATER INTO KOOL-AID, OMG IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW <tmm3k> HE HAD A KOOL-AID PACKET HIDDEN UP HIS SLEEVE <duffman4500> classic
<tmm3k> Since I have no means of defending myself at Wordforge, I ask that you post in the thread about my ban and say that once I was informed that a swastika was not allowed on the server, I changed it. I'd also like it pointed out that it was meant to be humorous. I mean, come on, it was Cartman dressed as Hitler, with a barely noticeable swastika which I then removed from the av. <Borgs> in conjunction with your custom title, you knew what you were doing <tmm3k> i was quoting cartman, babelfish didnt translate it properly <Borgs> bonza <tmm3k> ? <Borgs> too right <tmm3k> what? <Borgs> que? <tmm3k> what is bonza? and what is too right? <Borgs> parle vous australian? <tmm3k> no <Borgs> <tmm3k> what the fuck are you talking about <Borgs>
Baba's weekly sodomization: * tmm3k gives baba a lapdance <tmm3k> mmmm * tmm3k starts taking off baba's shirt * tmm3k swirls it around like a lasso * tmm3k starts licking baba's nipples <Elwood> O.o * tmm3k feels baba's boner growing larger * tmm3k rips off baba's pants <tmm3k> my thats a sexy thong, baba * tmm3k rips off the thong too * TamarGarish buries her head in Elwood's shoulder <TamarGarish> I can't watch <baba> tamar why does timmy do this? <tmm3k> you can wait your turn baby * tmm3k starts sucking on baba's hard dick <tmm3k> mmmmmm * Elwood hides Tamar's eyes <TamarGarish> I don't know..you have to ask him <tmm3k> it tastes so good * Kyle goes and plays on the freeway. * tmm3k reaches around and sticks his finger up baba's anus * Elwood uses his other hand to hide his own eyes... O.o <tmm3k> oh yeah nice and tight <TamarGarish> Kyle lives! * tmm3k flips baba over onto all fours <tmm3k> allright, now take it bitch! * tmm3k inserts his dick into baba's anus * tmm3k thrusts harder and harder until baba's ass begins to bleed <tmm3k> oh yeah you like that * tmm3k laughs as baba cries in pleasure/pain <Elwood> X-S <baba> tamar can you get timmy to stop he is crossing a line <tmm3k> oh you know you love it baby <TamarGarish> That much is for certain <TamarGarish> Timmy..tone it down please. * tmm3k spanks baba's succulant ass * tmm3k blows his load into baba's rectum * tmm3k slides off baba * TamarGarish gagas * TamarGarish gags <tmm3k> ! <tmm3k> oh <tmm3k> so baba, do you smoke after sex <Elwood> Suddenly Elvis doesn't seem so romantic... <TamarGarish> His ass might after that. <tmm3k> oh yeah <tmm3k> mmmm <TamarGarish> LOL <tmm3k> thats the shit <baba> i added timmy to my ignore list <tmm3k> aw <tmm3k> he's playing hard to get <tmm3k> so <tmm3k> who's next <tmm3k> * tmm3k glances at tammy * Elwood presses a switch and lines up the red dot on Timmy's forehead.