<Baba> Shakes miniborgs likes girls <Baba> <Ted> man, I'm gonna get in trouble tonight <MrsA> is this true mini? <miniborg> no baba, i dont * MrsA pouts <miniborg> i only have eyes for you baba
More of Legion's whackyness <Legion> See, in a Boston IHOP you'd order your food a la Kennedy, then they serve it in a big vat of vodka. <Legion> And you have to bob for it. <foil1212> um, what? <Legion> And you get pills as a garnish instead of parsley. <foil1212> wtf? <Legion> But that's only because we're living in the Evil Universe. In the Good Universe, the politicians from Boston are all Norm Peterson clones. <foil1212> I dont know WTF you are talking about <foil1212> We use Pinot Grigiot <Legion> Don't be confused -- just gasp in awe as I rip open my shirt to reveal my secret superhero identity, That Don't Make No Sense Man
Diacanu's smackdown of "random wordforger" (aka Evenflow) last night (most other conversation edited out)
<Conchaga> I've got ghonasyphaherpelaidsitis <Conchaga> the advanced form <Legion> Is that where Barbra Streisand starts growing outta yer ball sack?! <Mandi> i've got worms <Legion> isn't that what I just said? <Conchaga> No, it's stallone and he starts screaming AAAAAAAAAADRIAN!! <Legion> Oh, that's not as bad, just take some antibiotics. <Legion> Walk it off, man, walk it off. <Conchaga> I usually beat it with a rolling pin until all the puss squirts out <Mandi> i've got george bush's face coming out of my ass <Legion> Oh, I bet you could get a record deal out of that. <Conchaga> ha ha, we all take shits, too. <Conchaga> you're not special
* Mandi pokes Elwood......is he dead? * Chuck waves back <Chuck> (wave) * Talkahuano pinches Elwood. <Talkahuano> No response! CPR! CPR! Who here can do CPR?! We're losing him!! <Mandi> get the paddles! * Talkahuano gets the paddles!! <Talkahuano> Charge them, stat!!! <Mandi> we'll spank him til he comes back to life! <Talkahuano> lmao! * Talkahuano and Mandi spank Elwood!! *** random_wordforger has joined #wordforge <Talkahuano> hi random! *** random_wordforger is now known as Tex <Talkahuano> Hi Tex! <foil1212> bzzzzzt <Tex> yo yo yo <foil1212> CHARGED@ <Chuck> hello tex <foil1212> hey tex <Tex> i'm going to throw dinner in the microwave, brb <Talkahuano> Charged! Attaaaack!! ... i mean... hit him! <Mandi> TKO call the ambalance! * Talkahuano calls the ambulance! <Mandi> we gotta resusitate elwood * Talkahuano waits... phone rings... phone rings... no response! <Mandi> those dirty whores! <Talkahuano> Where's our ambulance driver?! Chuck! You drive the ambulance! NOW!! * Chuck gets in the driver's seat <Mandi> I'll make the siren noises with my mouth! hurry * Chuck accidentally puts it in reverse and runs over foil's foot <foil1212> I will continue with early defibrolaters! <Chuck> oops <Talkahuano> lol! <foil1212> ow <foil1212> FUCK! <Mandi> dammit! <foil1212> Im just trying to help <Mandi> now we gotta talk foil to the hositible too <Talkahuano> Get in the fucking ambulance, foil! We'll treat you both! <Mandi> take* * Chuck hits the gas <foil1212> someone...carry...on...with my job * foil1212 hops in van <Talkahuano> lol * Talkahuano is now the doctor!! <Talkahuano> err... do we have Elwood? <foil1212> OH GOD! <Mandi> we left elwood on the side of the road! <Mandi> oh shit! <Talkahuano> shit!! <Mandi> chuck turn around! * Chuck slams on the brakes * Talkahuano hits the dashboard <Talkahuano> dammit, you stopped too fast!! concussion!! * Chuck whips the ambulance around <foil1212> chuck, you ran him over! * Mandi goes thru the windsheild * Talkahuano is dizzy. <Chuck> (devil) <Tex> back <Mandi> dammit chuck, you aren't supposed to kill us all * Talkahuano runs out all tipsy and examines Mandy, who is halfway outta the windshield. <Talkahuano> She's dead, Chuck! <Talkahuano> </\> * Mandi is dead <Talkahuano> Aw crap... *** Mandi is now known as GhostMandi * GhostMandi beats chuck up <Talkahuano> well, you cant go to heaven until you finish that unfinished business... avenge your death! on chuck, not me!! <Chuck> (devil) <Talkahuano> lol *** Talkahuano is now known as Chuck_is_the_devil * GhostMandi chops off Chucks head and drinks beer out of it *** Chuck_is_the_devil is now known as Talkahuano <Talkahuano> lol <foil1212> oh t3h n03s! * Talkahuano runs to see if Elwood is still alive through all of this. * Talkahuano sees Elwood is also dead. <Talkahuano> damn. * Chuck sicks his (dog) on ghostmandi <foil1212> aww, its just me you and chuck <foil1212> possibly tex <Talkahuano> but chuck, she cut your head off! <Talkahuano> hey im still here <Tex> i'm here <Talkahuano> i have a concussion but... <foil1212> chuck is dead? * Talkahuano dies <Talkahuano> no <Talkahuano> yes <Talkahuano> yes <foil1212> Then its me you and tex <Talkahuano> no head <Talkahuano> hmm * Tex is watching Dave Chappelle's Block Party <foil1212> (the YOU was TKO) *** Talkahuano is now known as Ghost_TKO <foil1212> Its just me and tex, and hes being a couchpotato! *** Chuck is now known as Headless_Chuck * GhostMandi floats around looking at the pretty lights <Ghost_TKO> so its just you, foil! <foil1212> its...just...me... * Ghost_TKO decides to look at the pretty lights, too. <Ghost_TKO> Foil is ALL ALONE. * foil1212 huddles in the corner * Headless_Chuck 's torso twitches <GhostMandi> we shall kill him too! <Ghost_TKO> ALONE. HAUNTED. BY CHUCKS SEVERED HEAD. * GhostMandi stabs foil in the temple with a spork! <foil1212> :'( * Ghost_TKO gasps at the sight of green blood!! <foil1212> ow <foil1212> ! *** foil1212 is now known as ghost_foil <Ghost_TKO> damn... KILL TEX!!!! * Ghost_TKO haunts Tex!! <ghost_foil> hyerkgerk! * ghost_foil posesses tex <ghost_foil> x <GhostMandi> now only god lord Elwood can save us <Ghost_TKO> what he said!! <Ghost_TKO> hmm... Elwood turned into a god?? * ghost_foil stopped possessing tex * Ghost_TKO prays to Elwood the God. <Ghost_TKO> nope, still dead. <GhostMandi> this has to go into the chat classics <Ghost_TKO> lmao yes! * GhostMandi prays....Dear Elwood, give me a pony and a plastic rocket
miniborg: I DO NOT CARE ABOUT HOW BIG YOR DICK IS miniborg: IF YOU ARE A SLEZAZY BASTARD, YOU ARE A SLEXAZY BASTARD, REGARDLESS OF 9 INCHES OR 3, AND YOU WILL STILL NOT GET ANY miniborg: ENG:LAD IS TEH SUP{ERIPR! [9:13pm] miniborg: hugs lxshr and starts to gall asleep [9:13pm] miniborg: *fall [9:13pm] miniborg: i no mean to be asshole [9:13pm] Lxshr: sleeps with mini [9:13pm] Lxshr: no i am [9:13pm] NAHTMMM: that was a bit odd [9:13pm] Lxshr: yes [9:13pm] mburtonk: whoa [9:13pm] miniborg: takes that in non sex way [9:14pm] miniborg: BURTON [9:14pm] miniborg: PICTURE ME [9:14pm] Lxshr: ment in in sex way miniborg: TKO no love me [9:24pm] mburtonk: huh [9:24pm] mburtonk: she wants to steal all your boys [9:24pm] mburtonk: her and jenna [9:24pm] miniborg: ALL MY BOYS!! [9:25pm] miniborg: i only have one guy i like atm [9:25pm] miniborg: but SHH [9:25pm] miniborg: [9:25pm] miniborg: also, he;s gone AWOL from the army [9:25pm] mburtonk: is shhhhh [9:25pm] miniborg: so i'm pretty sure he's screwed... [9:25pm] Ted: I think they've already hooked Kyle... [9:25pm] mburtonk: hahaha poor kyle [9:25pm] miniborg: UBUM kyle [9:25pm] miniborg: &BUM [9:25pm] Ted: awol is not a good thing for sure mini [9:25pm] miniborg: *BUM [9:25pm] miniborg: thatsa one [9:26pm] miniborg: he tried to explaoin what he was doing and why [9:26pm] miniborg: but it all went over my head [9:26pm] mburtonk: is he awol for you? [9:26pm] NAHTMMM: [9:26pm] Ted: lol [9:26pm] miniborg: nah, he's also a brick lyaer [9:26pm] miniborg: and hes just spent 500 on this next year [9:26pm] mburtonk: he went awol to lay bricks? [9:27pm] miniborg: and he doesnt wanna get deployed in fewb, and die, and then waste that money [9:27pm] miniborg: something like that [9:27pm] NAHTMMM: "I just stepped out for a bag of pretzels, honestly! And when I came back you people were all like gone! What was I supposed to do??" [9:27pm] miniborg: MASTURBATE [9:27pm] mburtonk: whoa [9:27pm] mburtonk: yes mistress [9:27pm] Ted: ha [9:27pm] miniborg: [9:27pm] Lxshr: lol [9:28pm] Lxshr: miniborg its not normal to tell peopel when you plesure yourself [9:28pm] miniborg: ITs a valid suggestion!
[21:34] * KatyJane is now known as MirrorFoil [21:35] <Foil1213> Im FOIL!!!! [21:35] <therealfoil> oh noes teh mirror foil [21:35] <foil1212> hey, I dont use faggots a lot [21:35] * foil is now known as Jenna [21:35] <Jenna> I will judge who the real foil is [21:35] <foil1212> I keep my temper, I dont flame much... [21:35] <Foil1213> im real [21:35] <therealfoil> Nor do I [21:35] <therealfoil> I also lurk PG [21:35] <therealfoil> So, yeah [21:35] <Foil1213> i love pussy [21:35] <therealfoil> I'm foil [21:35] <foil1212> [21:33] -NickServ- Password accepted - you are now recognized.
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