<Shakes> well, while in jail, i learned how to (and this is a quote) "nigger rig" alot of things icluding female toys <Paladin> Oh, dear... <Shakes> up out of things you wouldnt even guess <TamarGarish> I never knew jail was such a ripe opportunity for education <Paladin> Okay, spill it. I'm dying with curiousity here. <TamarGarish> She's holdin' out <Paladin> Argh! <Shakes> well, its 4 spoons <Shakes> you dont get knives or forks <Shakes> plastic spoons <Paladin> Oh...right. Whatdaya, tie 'em together? <Shakes> circular sta up to heads on one side 3 on the other <Shakes> take the cotton ou of a tampon, wrap it <Shakes> then take plastic off of the edge of th etampon and wrap it to prevent the cotton from coming off <Shakes> well to get them to hole you take the top part of your sock and rip it off <Raoul> how did they go about teaching u this in jail? <Shakes> hold/\ <Shakes> i watched them do it. <Raoul> did u actuallly use this in jail? <Shakes> plus my white driend told me <Paladin> The A-Team never built anything this interesting.
<Paladin> A dining utensil dildo doesn't seem too attractive. <TamarGarish> There's a signature. <Shakes> well, they seemed to enjoy it in the shower, thats how i found out, i looked over. and seen it <Paladin> <Shakes> thast about the only thing i can talk about without crying <Paladin> 4 Tablespoons of pleasure, baby <Paladin> Heaping tablespoons, even. <Raoul> a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down <Paladin> A spoon in the poon? <Raoul> is worth a grand in the hand <Paladin> <TamarGarish> Aw man..lol <Paladin> is worth a GLAND in the hand. <Shakes> well, they wouldnt do it by themselves <Raoul> ah...... <Paladin> Oh? Was this a team effort? <Raoul> i thought these were for using after lights out, not with one another in the showers <TamarGarish> Almost sounds like a bad porn movie <Raoul> caged heat, staring shakes <Paladin> Indiana Shakes and the Temple of Spoons! <Shakes> lights out, only works for the ones on the floor, calles are three or two people per cell, but there was 30 or so on th efloore with me <Shakes> hahaha <Paladin> A Spoon with a View? <Paladin> The Spoon who Loved Me? <Shakes> The Incredible Spoon "you dont wanna see it angry" <Raoul> Edwina Spoonhands <Paladin> Spoonies? <TamarGarish> <Shakes> Spoonboy magazine <Shakes> goonies rep! <Raoul> What happens if you run out of spoons and have to resort to sporks? <TamarGarish> Ouch! <Shakes> Night of the living Spoons <Paladin> Yikes! <Shakes> no sporks <Shakes> only spoons in jail <Raoul> Spoonstruck <Paladin> Sporky's <Paladin> Raoul <Shakes> my favorite so far "whats eatting Gilbert Spoon?" <Raoul> Purple Spoon <TamarGarish> Gone With the Spoon <Shakes> Spoon Diaries <Raoul> er......Under the Cherry Spoon <Paladin> Two Spoon Junction <Shakes> Spoonward Bound...(for those non-kid movies Homeward bound) * Bailey-away has joined #wordforge <TamarGarish> Spoon Wars: A New Hope <Paladin> heehee <Shakes> Spoondian Johns: and the temple of poon
<raoul> shakes is the only one still limp * Mandi just spit Dr. Pepper all over the keyboard <Elwood> Admitting something, raoul? <PhantomOfTheNet> Elwood's fire hose made Shakes limp and now even Mandi's butt can't arouse her * Shakes is thinking dirty thoughts....but wont get up <raoul> i admit nothing <PhantomOfTheNet> lol <Shakes> potn....................... <Mandi> I think i'm just going to let my lip heal up.... *sigh* <Shakes> caht classic!!!!!!! <PhantomOfTheNet> :bow: * Lethesoda uses stungun on Shakes, because he can't spell defibrillator
Oct. 1st, 2006: <Jenna> I am gonna pinch some asss <MrsA> *giggle* <Jenna> *ass I just HAD to take that outta context!!
TamarGarish chains MrsA to chat <Tech-at-MMs> cheese i got <MrsA> <Ted> nite mrsa <MrsA> well now i can't leave - tamar + chains = i gotta stick around <TamarGarish> <TamarGarish> She's chained up Shakes...you can have your way with her * Ted tosses elwood the camera * Shakes has quit IRC (Quit: ) <MrsA> rejected! <MrsA>
<Tex> you have to find that happy medium between class and trash <CheekyMonkey> i have. i hold my teacup with my pinky finger out whilst taking it up the ass.
<Tex> Now pound that drink and you'll have a good buzz for about 30 minutes <Nick_Walczak> i don't pound anything <Tex> i believe you
<CheekyMonkey> so was the five-assed monkey. <CheekyMonkey> honest. <raoul> how did it get 5 asses? <raoul> is it the star of monkey anal gang bang 3 <CheekyMonkey> i spliced its DNA <CheekyMonkey> no. <TKO> lol <CheekyMonkey> but you REALLY don't want to piss that monkey off. <TKO> lol! freakin 5-way ass rapes! <CheekyMonkey> you should see what that motherfucker can launch at you if it feels you're being confrontational... <TKO> lmao! <raoul> how does it decide which butt to take a dump out of? <CheekyMonkey> it doesn't. <raoul> or does it just go all 5 at once? <TKO> that's one hell of an intestinal trackt... does it divide into 5, or does he have 5 different large intestines in which to harvest teh pooh? <CheekyMonkey> it's sorta like a shit fountain <CheekyMonkey> it has one single, ultra long transverse colon, and 5 rectums coming off it. <CheekyMonkey> it's a miracle of modern medicine, i tell you. <CheekyMonkey> my five-assed monkey. 11-9-06, too late to tell the time.
*** random_wordforger403 is now known as TKO <TKO> hi <Kojak> Welcome, TKO <TKO> *** random_wordforger926 has joined #wordforge <Vladimir> Welcome Technical Knock Out. *** random_wordforger has quit (Quit: random_wordforger) *** random_wordforger has joined #wordforge <Tech-MMless> hiya again *** random_wordforger926 has quit (Quit: random_wordforger926) *** random_wordforger has quit (Quit: random_wordforger) <Tech-MMless> O_o <TKO> ?
<Vladimir> Not true, I just rag on you sometimes. <TKO> uhh <Vladimir> Stairway is gooood. <Jenna> he abused me! <TKO> <TKO> <Vladimir> No one can deny the supremacy of the Zep. <Jenna> he hit me! <Jenna> virtually <TKO> lol! <TKO> ouchies! <Jenna> may be I didn't feel it... but it still hurt * TKO slaps Vladimir <Jenna> I need a hug * TKO hugs Jenna <Jenna> aww thanks! <TKO> lol <Vladimir> I didnt hit you! LIES! * Jenna hugs TKO back <TKO> nothing against Vladimir, of course... <Vladimir> YOU hit ME. <Jenna> NO <TKO> wha?! <Jenna> LIES <Vladimir> I just squirted you with water. * TKO hugs Vladimir <Jenna> no <Jenna> don't hug him <Vladimir> aww <Jenna> he bit me! <Vladimir> Now see. <TKO> it's too late! I already hugged him! <TKO> he BIT you?! <Jenna> :O <Jenna> yeah <Jenna> hard <Vladimir> I didnt bite you! <TKO> Why didn't you bite him back, you naughty girl? <Vladimir> SHE bit ME! <TKO> wha?! <Jenna> because then he hit ME! <Jenna> I cried <Jenna> hard <TKO> But you hit - no wait I... AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! <Jenna> I cried <Vladimir> Never happened. <Jenna> I weeped <Jenna> it did! <TKO> wept!! * Jenna cries * Jenna cries <TKO> WEPT!! <Vladimir> Pathological falsitude! * TKO comforts Jenna * Jenna bawls <Jenna> wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh <TKO> pathological? well, you're guilty of using big words! <Jenna> yeah! <Jenna> meanie <TKO> don't wahhhhhhhhhhhhh!! <Jenna> I lied. <TKO> Vlad still here? <Jenna> I lied. <TKO> ... <Vladimir> Jenna, I insist that you discontinue this habitual falsitude, lest your pants come aflame. <TKO> lol! <Jenna> :O <Jenna> he wants to set my pants on fire~! <TKO> Yeah, Jenna! Lest your pants... wait that's painful! <Jenna> either that or get in em <TKO> hmm <Jenna> he did try to tie me up earlier <Tech-MMless> depends...if you're wearing them or not <Vladimir> That's only the HALF truth. <Jenna> well Im not right now <TKO> he tied you up and bit you and you CRIED?! <TKO> ... <Jenna> no <TKO> <TKO> uh-huh. <TKO> Jenna ♥ Vladimir!
<Tech-MMless> mekong delta and mid-iraq <Jennaannnnnaaaaa> I think vietnam was one <CheekyMonkey> wow. my hero. <Jennaannnnnaaaaa> may be I am wrong and that was someone else * CheekyMonkey swoons <Tech-MMless> oh stop <CheekyMonkey> i dig soldiers <Jennaannnnnaaaaa> me too! <CheekyMonkey> nope, i won't stop. <Jennaannnnnaaaaa> its the uniform <Jennaannnnnaaaaa> and then they are all manly <Tech-MMless> i have a purple heart with oak leaf <Jennaannnnnaaaaa> its great <CheekyMonkey> MM ain't here, and Elwood ain't lookin', so i'm hittin' on ya <Tech-MMless> lol * CheekyMonkey fiddles with Tech's purple heart <CheekyMonkey> i could fiddle with a different purple organ, if you like! Tech gets some
<Mrs_Flow> <MrsAlbert> i'm feeling much better now <MrsAlbert> <BearTM> She's braless too! <MrsAlbert> SCORE! <CheekyMonkey> woooo hooooo! * Mrs_Flow I'll put them back on if that helps. <MrsAlbert> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * TamarGarish is in a nightgown actually. <CheekyMonkey> no no no no non * MrsAlbert rips the panties from mrs flow's hands <Mrs_Flow> Ha I liked those * CheekyMonkey rips the panties from Mrs A's bottom <Mrs_Flow> Spank * Goldeneye yawns I guess Goldeneye prefers teh boyz?
<Tech-MMless> nothing quite says "cancer come get me" like a dinner of rare roast dead animal and a fine cigar
[00:10] Elwood: I MIGHT could be talked into posting a Storm. But, there's no way in hell I'm posting my man boobs. [00:11] TamarGarish: Thor? [00:11] ChaosDescending: Posting a "Storm"? [00:11] evenflow: a Storm? [00:11] * TamarGarish thought the Storm thing was a rumor [00:11] Elwood: [00:11] Elwood: Showin' teh boys. [00:11] riflespryte: Why not, Elwood? I posted mine!
<Elwood> Speaking of, did y'all read about that federal ruling today? <evenflow> the feds ruled on MOOBS?
[02:00] Vladimir: Well Im pressing my moob against the screen fairly hard, can you see them yet? [02:00] CheekyMonkey: wait, you're over 18, right? [02:00] Vladimir: Yeah. [02:00] CheekyMonkey: okay. well, i'm pressing my tongue against my screen. Can you feel it?
