<BearTM> You're dating Timmy? <tmm3k> yeah <tmm3k> her name is rosey palm <Sonic_Storm> and her 5 friends <Vladimir> Curious name for a girl-WAIT A MINUTE. <tmm3k> she doesnt judge me <tmm3k> and she lets me have my way with her every night <Vladimir> Yeah, I used to know rosey palm. <Vladimir> Heard she had lock-thumb. <Vladimir> Didnt wanna touch that. <Mandi> ok peeps i'm out <Mandi> adios chingatas! <tmm3k> rosey palm can be somewhat callus at times <Vladimir> Yeah, but she always gets tired before I do. <tmm3k> thats when her twin sister comes in to finish the job <Vladimir> Yeah, well her twin sister is a southpaw, and Im weary of lefties. <Vladimir> They rub me the wrong way.
[00:34] Nick_Walczak: jesus christ, i do look like the kid who plays George Michael on Arrested Development
[00:49] Phantom: there was one here in Sacramento....called Swing Shift...I made a flowchart of everyone who was known to have slept with someone else on that board [00:49] BearTM: My buddy David still has the computer our original local BBS is on. [00:49] TamarGarish: Flowchart? [00:49] *** Jenna has signed off IRC (Quit: Jenna). [00:49] Phantom: and that turned out to be scary [00:49] Phantom: yep [00:50] TamarGarish: I bet there was "flow" [00:50] Phantom: was huge, in the end, lol [00:50] Phantom: no, no flow [00:50] Phantom: this was just Sacramentans [00:50] TamarGarish: Huge in the end..LOL [00:50] Elwood: Okay, EP [00:50] Phantom: lol [00:50] TamarGarish: Not evenflow silly..."flow" of fluids. [00:50] Phantom: oh yeah, that flow...most certainly was [00:50] TamarGarish: LOL [00:50] BearTM: A huge flow in the end. Ew. [00:51] TamarGarish: Ouch. [00:51] Phantom: good thing flow ain't here, lol [00:51] TamarGarish: He will "cum" for you. [00:51] Elwood: Now now, let's not talk about my good friend that way. He can't help that his desires... Oh, fuck it. He'll take anything ya give 'im. [00:51] TamarGarish: You'd know, huh? [00:52] Elwood: I have no comment at this time. [00:52] TamarGarish: Mmmmhmmmmm [00:52] TamarGarish: I'll give him JohnM, Necromancer and Pthalo then. [00:53] Elwood: Eww [00:53] Elwood: Just...ew [00:53] TamarGarish: Quadrangle of Horror. [00:53] Elwood: Poor Mrs. Flow [00:54] Elwood: There's no telling what kind of VD she'll end up with.
Chat Room Classics II: The Reckoning <Tex> shouldn't homecoming have been during football season? <Jenna> um <Jenna> well <Jenna> we dont' have an alumni <Tex> not a single one? <Jenna> no <Tex> new school? <Jenna> we will be the first graduating class <Tex> oh, so why have homecoming? <Jenna> and we don't have a football team <Tex> so why have a school?
Re: Chat Room Classics II: The Reckoning <Darkening> where the hell did that sausage drop from? <Darkening> crap wrong window <Jenna> haha <Ash> uh
<Lanz> Hey Techie <Tech-MMless> hiya <Zodiac> Hello <Tech-MMless> howdy <random_wombatter> hola <Lanz> k-tel <random_wombatter> ^Chinese? <Lanz> ROnco. <random_wombatter> I didn't know ord had their own language :\ <random_wombatter> Or rather, their own dialect <Lanz> Yes, and now you know too much. <random_wombatter> Yippee! * Lanz targets wombat for assasination * random_wombatter ! <Lanz> He was a fine marsupial. Too bad he asked so many questions. <random_wombatter> Never trust those wombats <random_wombatter> They're sneaky little devils <Lanz> Tasmanian devil's food cake, dude.
[01:59] TamarGarish: I smell like Estee Lauder's Pleasures [01:59] Vladimir: I bet you do. [01:59] TamarGarish: I love that perfume. [01:59] Ted: I use head and sholders refresh, smells like yucluptits. [01:59] TamarGarish: It's awesome. [01:59] Vladimir: hahahaa [01:59] TamarGarish: Mmm eucalyptus. [01:59] Vladimir: Yucluptits. [01:59] Ted: ya, thats how you spell it. [01:59] Vladimir: Ted, that was awesome. [02:00] Ted: I try as hard as I can man [02:00] TamarGarish: That was the best misspelling ever.
[23:20:34] <NAHTMMM>Writing about Russian roulette in River City for rusty roubles [23:21:21] <mburtonk>runs a risk of wringing rinkles [23:21:48] <NAHTMMM>except when using orange rubber ramps [23:22:00] <Tech-MMless>O_o [23:22:16] <NAHTMMM>p_P [23:22:36] <mburtonk>O_o [23:22:39] <mburtonk>hmm [23:22:45] <mburtonk>o _ O [23:22:55] <NAHTMMM>O _ o [23:23:22] <Tech-MMless>='-'= [23:23:26] <mburtonk>exactly [23:56:01] <TKO>WF has died. And I had the last word. [23:56:05] <TKO>^_^ [23:56:08] <NAHTMMM>Whee! [23:56:18] <TKO>no whee from you! I have the last word! [23:56:22] <TKO>I may have it for 24 hours! ha! [23:56:23] <Tech-MMless>wow...it's really fubar, now [23:56:29] <Tech-MMless>what did you say to it? [23:56:32] <BearTM>OMG! You killed Wordforge! YOU BASTARDS! [23:56:42] <BearTM> [23:56:55] <TKO>My av says Kitty didn't do it!! [23:57:04] <TKO>Kitty was too busy knocking over the lanundry basket... [23:57:12] <NAHTMMM>#-o [23:57:15] <NAHTMMM>Silly kitty [23:57:29] <NAHTMMM>Everyone knows the WF server is disguised as a laundry basket [23:57:45] <TKO>aww crap... I've kicked the proverbial laundry basket. [23:57:56] <NAHTMMM>Indeed [23:58:01] <NAHTMMM>Or rather, Kitty has [23:58:03] <Tech-MMless>yep...your falut [00:11:36] <TKO>DATA. BEATS. ALL. [00:11:43] <foil1212>Data died for me when I saw him get the emotion chip [00:11:56] <TKO>LaForge be damned. OMG... LaForge... The 'Forge... SHIT! Geordi is WF GOD!! [00:11:59] <foil1212>something inside me died [00:12:08] <Nick_Walczak>data died for me in nemesis [00:12:15] <foil1212>havent gotten to nemesis yet [00:12:18] <Tech-MMless>insurrection...when he had all those blinky lights all over him [00:12:24] <Tech-MMless>i mean...come ON [00:12:28] <TKO>lol [00:12:28] <Nick_Walczak>we call that crazy data! [00:12:37] <Nick_Walczak>or rather [00:12:38] <Nick_Walczak>CORRUPT DATA [00:12:43] <Tech-MMless>looked like a damn pinball machine
<Matt_Damon> if you don't mind, what is your facebook? <miniborg> <name>, leicester university <miniborg> there's a bizillion awful pictures of me on there <miniborg> i look like a horse most of the time, i should add <Matt_Damon> leicester, or leicester college? <Matt_Damon> I doubt that... <miniborg> leicester university <miniborg> it might be down as "the university of leicester" <miniborg> the other night, i met this bloke in the student union <miniborg> we were chatting for ages, hadnt exhanged names (he was plastered, i was quite sober, cos of antibiotics) <miniborg> and he asked for my number <Matt_Damon> yeah... <miniborg> I saw him look at his mobile, falter, and then he put my name down as "beautiful" <miniborg> i nearly died laughing, especially as i bet thats worked for him before! <miniborg> so... <miniborg> in that vein.... <miniborg> who are you?
<Gentleman_Ted> ethan Cunt... <Texas> nicccce <Texas> then name's Cunt, Ethan Cunt <Gentleman_Ted> do a full rip. the nerd guy gets a dildo in the head in the elavater in the begining... lol <Texas> we need a company like Vivid to pull off a high budget porn for this one <Gentleman_Ted> I'm sure tom cruise would love it.. lol <Texas> it's too good an idea to leave to the likes of the MILF Hunter <Ash> hahahahaha
<Texas> do you watch these porns before or after the pillow fight? <miniborg> we never bother with pillow fights <Texas> straight to the makin out then? <miniborg> there may or may not be pyjamas, depends if we actually sleep or not <miniborg> lol
Phantom Of Ohe Net gets his first penis <TKO> So, Phantom! Is it the vibrating iPod? <Tex> that's what the guys say <Gentleman_Ted> this chat is makeing my head hurt <Phantom> It hasn't vibrated yet...(pokes it) <TKO> lol <Jenna> lol <BearTM> Ummm, why is Ash singing Ellen Green's lines from Little Shop of Horrors? <Jenna> too bad <Tex> this chat is making my dick hard <miniborg> i'm panicking, i cant do this work <Ash> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_byA7sC4zA <miniborg> he's not, his penis is <Ash> to give you an idea <Phantom> it's the 80 GB one with video <Jenna> what about that chick <Ash> it goes a little something like this <BearTM> He's got a girly dick? <Ash> lets all sing along <miniborg> no, half shaven <miniborg> keep up boy!! <TKO> 80GB? I have the 30GB. <Phantom> gotta watch those girly dicks <Ash> that way it can sing both parts <Phantom> grins <Phantom> well TKO, I went 45 years without one <TKO> if ted had a vibrating ipod, he'd have to recharge it twice a day at least. <miniborg> without a penis?
<miniborg> i'm bored <miniborg> compare your mansticks peopel! <Tex> 7.5, flacid <Gentleman_Ted> V the movie with portman <Ash> oh <Darkening> 2.5 meters <Tex> you win <Darkening> should i remove the weights?
For the past few days I have barely been at my home computer since Steph is up here at the moment. I would like to point out I received exactly one PM about this issue, while I was at work, and when I returned home BearTM had ops so I didn't disconnect. At some later point it seems the network burped again and disconnected everyone at which point I gained ops, a fact I noticed the next time I checked chat and subsequently op'd BearTM and de-opped myself. I have mIRC set to auto-reconnect since there are a few channels I permanently am connected to, don't blame me for using a dodgy ass network that doesn't even have channel registration.
If I'm not at my home computer that doesn't really help, and when the network disconnects all my active windows shutdown.
Finally Ash tells the truth about his sexual preference <TamarGarish> My cousins are fisherman too <Powaqqatsi> mm lobsta <Ash> aw, hook me up!
