<baba> i will never install sims on my neighbors computers again <Borgs> did your neighbour commit suicide, is that why? <baba> no <baba> just a pain to install sims <Borgs> so the suicide won't stop you from installing the sims in the future then?
<BearTM> Chat is kewl. * Hermy agrees w Bear. <Elwood> It roxors, IMHO! <Darkening> tis l33t h0x0R <BearTM> Yes, Elwood, UR HO! <Borgs> w00t <Darkening> ph3r m4h <BearTM> ACK! LIGHTNING!
* Elwood sits down with a bowl of chocolate ice cream * chuck munches on peanut M&Ms <Elwood> ! <Elwood> !! <Elwood> !!!
the rest of the story..... <chuck> heh <Elwood> Chuck is getting lucky tonight, IMHO! <chuck> just wanted to see who was paying attention
<Elwood> Oh, just so you know, Borgs. I'll not be around much on weekends from December to the end of January. I'll be playing Elwood: The Deer Slayer <Elwood> <Borgs> have fun EW <Elwood> I'll mercilessly kill one of you. <Elwood> oops <Borgs> o_O <Elwood> That's one hell of a type! <Elwood> typo <Elwood> Sorry! <Elwood> I'll mercilessly kill one FOR you <Elwood> oops <Borgs> AHHHHH <Elwood> <Darkening> yeah right <Borgs> better.... <Darkening> you ment what you first said! <Hermy> "I'll mercilessly kill one of you." Elwood's violent subconscious makes Baby Jesus cry. <Elwood>
<baba> baba bigots <Elwood> Who? <Hermy> Do you think liberals would embrace an opportunity to sponge bath Moore if he became immobilized due to his obesity? <baba> everyone at wordforge <baba> including you * BearTM sees Moore and thinks of that fat guy from Meaning of Life. <Darkening> baba..i think i speak for everyone here <Powaqqatsi> hermy... nobody wants to do that <Darkening> SHUT THE GODDAMN UP YOU FUCKTARD <Borgs-accepting-paypal> lol @ Hermy <Jeriko> Speaking of Michael Moore, I was listening to a radio show today and the host tried to interview him but he and his 10 bodyguards ducked into and took over a taco joint. <Elwood> Oh, baba.... cry me a river <Borgs-accepting-paypal> mr creosote <baba> Jeriko and powa are baba bigots so is chuck <Powaqqatsi> haha <Powaqqatsi> baba im nice to you <Powaqqatsi> you fuckin bitch <Powaqqatsi> heh <Jeriko> I'm a Baba lover. <Elwood> Quit yer bitchin' baba! <Darkening> yeah we know..seen the chat logs <baba> J i know you hate me <Elwood> J, I don't want to know about yoru intimate sessions with baba in e-mail <Jeriko> <Powaqqatsi> "oh shit now im doin it on your hair" <lol dark from the logs <Hermy> baba, I happily declare my hate for you. <baba> Everyone hates me. * BearTM smacks baba around like a whore who's been shorting her pimp. <Powaqqatsi> nah i dont mind him <baba> Bear is proof <Borgs-accepting-paypal> everyone hates you baba * baba cries * evenflow is babas pimp <Powaqqatsi> heh <Borgs-accepting-paypal> Powaqqatsi secretly hates you <Powaqqatsi> lol... right <Elwood> EF, you must not know how to make money... <baba> I know elwood hates me. <Powaqqatsi> he is 90% of the entertainment in here <baba> dont nyou elwood <Darkening> pow when did i say that? * Elwood whistles innocently <evenflow> you kidding, JohnM is our best customer <Borgs-accepting-paypal> LMAO <Powaqqatsi> dark, you didnt, j did <Elwood> LOL <baba> evenflow hates me <Borgs-accepting-paypal> a blow up baba, just imagine.. <baba> hermy <Hermy> Baba, how can we make you feel more loved? By kicking you of chat? <evenflow> get back on the street bitch <Elwood> Blow up baba? Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkay <Powaqqatsi> ... <baba> Sorry <baba> just my new act <baba> the paranoid baba act * Elwood gets the tnt out... <Darkening> hey J take a peek at this <Darkening> http://www.oik.ascuk.net/videos/T42.mov <baba> in bitch <baba> <Powaqqatsi> heh <baba> <Jeriko> I'm a Baba lover. <baba> <Elwood> Quit yer bitchin' baba! <baba> <Darkening> yeah we know..seen the chat logs <baba> <baba> J i know you hate me * Elwood shoves a rusty nail in baba's remaining eye <baba> <Elwood> J, I don't want to know about yoru intimate sessions with baba in e-mail <baba> <Jeriko> <Powaqqatsi> hermy you are especially vicious tonight <Powaqqatsi> have something bad happen? <Jeriko> Bah. I do that with real guns Dark. <Borgs-accepting-paypal> lol @ EW <Darkening> <baba> Jeriko do you hate me? <Powaqqatsi> ugh <Hermy> Pow, how so? <Jeriko> No. <Darkening> but doesn't look to bad does it <Powaqqatsi> im outta here worse convo in weeks <Borgs-accepting-paypal> lol <Darkening> and theres even a girl! <Borgs-accepting-paypal> sorry * Powaqqatsi has left #wordforge <Elwood> Pow, we live to please <baba> Jeriko /whisper <Elwood> LOL <Hermy> Elwood, you've failed to make chat sufficiently amusing for Pow. <Elwood> baba and J are having an intimate session via PM <baba> si <Borgs-accepting-paypal> uh yeah.. <Elwood> Hermy, I'll lose sleep over that tonight... <Hermy> lol <baba> I turned down borgs offer of a date <Borgs-accepting-paypal> <Jeriko> Give it to me hard baba! <Elwood> OMG! <baba> sorry borgs you are not my type <Borgs-accepting-paypal> <baba> Uh yeah, take it bitch <Hermy> Borgs, you can intercept the messages, eh? <Elwood> J needs him some hot baba lovin' <evenflow> So Elwood are you anked or fully clothed again tonite? <Borgs-accepting-paypal> <Jeriko> Get it it deep! <Darkening> <Jeriko> Not tonight baba i have a headache <Elwood> My camo pajamas... <Borgs-accepting-paypal> <baba> Quit ya yappin' bitch! <Darkening> <Jeriko> Faster!!!! <Borgs-accepting-paypal> <Jeriko> Ooooh, I've been naughty.... <Borgs-accepting-paypal> <baba> Uh yeah... <Elwood> ROFL * chuck plays Beatles - Let It Be <Borgs-accepting-paypal> <Jeriko> No! not the spiked one! <evenflow> <Jeriko> mmmmpppffff.... mmmppphhhhh..... mmmpppphhhhh.... <Borgs-accepting-paypal> <baba> heh heh... how'd you like -that-? <Elwood> <baba> move to the swing, bitch <Jeriko> This is ridiculous. If it were me sybering I'd first pretend to be a bifem. <Borgs-accepting-paypal> <Jeriko> Oooohh, uhhhh, oooohhhh.... <Jeriko> cybering <Elwood> Heh, Rudy is tearing Europe a new one * Jeriko is now known as Jenny18F <Borgs-accepting-paypal> <Jeriko> These straps, there's a little tight... <evenflow> "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Elwood again. <evenflow> " <Darkening> damn borg is really getting in to it <Borgs-accepting-paypal> <baba> Put the lingerie on and shut up <Elwood> ! <Elwood> awe <Elwood> <Borgs-accepting-paypal> <Jeriko> oooh, it's soo large now... <Jenny18F> Hi! My name's Jenny and I'm bi curious! Any girls here? <Elwood> Okay, Borgs... You're getting a little to excited here... <Darkening> both hands on the dest! <tmm3k> i'm a girl <Darkening> desk* <Borgs-accepting-paypal> * Jeriko is whipped by baba <tmm3k> lets have hot lesbian sex * Elwood is now known as Elwoodina <Jenny18F> You don't have a very girl sounding name! <Elwoodina> <Borgs-accepting-paypal> <baba> yeah baby! * tmm3k is now known as Sexka <Sexka> how's that * Elwoodina is now known as Elwood <Borgs-accepting-paypal> <jeriko> Oooh, the straps are so tight! * Darkening is now known as Darkenina <Sexka> oh chakotay, you can play with my akootchamoya anytime! <Elwood> alrighty * Darkenina is now known as Darkening <Borgs-accepting-paypal> <Jeriko> I'm been a baaaad boy... <Hermy> Borgs, this is all quotable. <Borgs-accepting-paypal> go ahead <Jenny18F> I'm such a horny girl! * chuck plays Black Sabbath - Sabbath Bloody Sabbath <Hermy> Especially J. This is so unlike him. <Sexka> omg lolz a/s/l? <Borgs-accepting-paypal> <baba> Yeah baby, use the yogert.... <Darkening> why do i get the mental image of J been a v fat 50 year old as he does the fake girl thing? <Elwood> Because that's who he really is? <Borgs-accepting-paypal> <Jeriko> Ooopsie! It's gone all over me! <Jenny18F> I'm totally in Houston Sexka! I'm 18 and I'm a womens! <Borgs-accepting-paypal> * baba begins licking <baba> J how would you react to jenna james dating angelina joline? <Borgs-accepting-paypal> <Jeriko> ewww, uhhh, ahhh.... <Elwood> O.o <Elwood> ROFL <Borgs-accepting-paypal> <baba> now suck it bitch.... <Elwood> They just showed a woman holding a sign that said, "I *heart* bush!" <Elwood> * Hermy has quit IRC (Quit: Long live Ned Divine!) <Borgs-accepting-paypal> <Jeriko> oooh, it's so HUGE.... * BearTM has left #wordforge <Elwood> Borgs... <Elwood> ROFL * Anonymous has joined #wordforge <Darkening> creeping me out <baba> J you still there? <Elwood> Rudy is giving Kerry hell * Anonymous is now known as TheAuthorities <Elwood> Borgs, that's enough <Jenny18F> Totally Baba. <TheAuthorities> What's all this then. <TheAuthorities> Elwood, restore order immediately! <baba> how would you react if Jenna Jameson dated Angelina Joline? <Sexka> OH SHIT <Borgs-accepting-paypal> but I hadn't got to the bukkake scence! * Sexka hides her child pornography * TheAuthorities is now known as Hermy <Elwood> No bukkake! <Borgs-accepting-paypal> <Jenny18F> Baba - oh my pussy would be soooooo wet! <Elwood> I refuse to have the mental image of baba on J bukkake <Elwood> I killz you! <Borgs-accepting-paypal> LMO <Elwood> I'll cut you, Borgs! <Jenny18F> Got pix? * Sexka strokes borg's long nanoprobe... <Hermy> If he won't restore order, I must. <Darkening> Cut the bitch! * The_Listkeeper has joined #wordforge * Hermy is now known as E1wood <Borgs-accepting-paypal> o_O <E1wood> Careful! <E1wood> Stop it! <The_Listkeeper> Bad kitty! <E1wood> Cut it out! <Borgs-accepting-paypal> I'm off to bed now... <E1wood> Calm down! <Borgs-accepting-paypal> gonna dump the quotes and go... <Darkening> borg has blown it
* Hermy repeats the mantra to himself. "The grandmother, not the daughter. The grandmother, not the daughter." <Darkening> You like the blue hair dye she uses <Hermy> Tho, the nice think about the granny is we can have unprotected sex without any worries about pregnancy.
<Hermy> Uhhh...acutally...I have registered three times at Wordforge, and you know my usernames well: trinity, Dendroica, and Liet. However, I've grown tired of them. Please delete them all, immediately. <Hermy> Ooops...I forgot my others. I also registered as my pedantic German cunt persona, whom I've given the name Packard. And, I like to play a continuously-PMSing communist Austrian bitch as well. Delete that one too, please.
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^Good luck with that. I think they still have that disallow.tmm3k() code or whatever. <Ramen> Actually, now that I look closer, she's kind of beefier in general in her torso region. <tmm3k> pregnancy IMMHO <Ramen> (teh pr0n linx0r) <Ramen> That's pure fatness. <tmm3k> quit being so judgemental! <Ramen> I bet she eats tacos for breakfast. <Ramen> Fat whore. <tmm3k> uh <Ramen> I'd probably do her though. Just for shits and giggles before I strangle her. * Ramen cackles. <tmm3k> o_o <Jeriko> I'm going to go fuck a bowl of Jello. Night all. *** Jeriko has left #wordforge <Ramen> It is gettin late. I'm gonna hit the sack myself. <Ramen> Night *** Ramen Quit (Quit) * tmm3k blinks
* Ramen sets mode: +o tmm3k * tmm3k sets mode: -o+b Ramen Ramen!*@* * tmm3k was kicked by X2 (Ramen is protected, get out!) * X2 sets mode: +o Ramen * tmm3k has joined #wordforge <Ramen> hahahaha <Ramen> I knew it <tmm3k> <Ramen> PWN3D <Ramen> That's pretty good though. <tmm3k> heh <tmm3k> it should have kicked you though :/
<Borgs> pah.. -> op me * Borgs: you're not channel operator <Borgs> login -> *X2* login -X2- LOGIN: Registered channel name required. -> *X2* login #wordforge -X2- Usage: /msg X2 #wordforge LOGIN <handle> <password> -> *X2* login #wordforge LOGIN Borgs8472 ******** -X2- Sorry, there is no handle `LOGIN' in the #wordforge userlist. -> *X2* login #wordforge LOGIN Borgs ******** -X2- Sorry, there is no handle `LOGIN' in the #wordforge userlist. -> *X2* #wordforge LOGIN Borgs ******** -X2- Sorry, there is no handle `Borgs' in the #wordforge userlist. -> *X2* #wordforge LOGIN Borgs847 ******** -X2- Sorry, there is no handle `Borgs847' in the #wordforge userlist. -> *X2* #wordforge LOGIN Borgs8472 ******** -X2- You are now logged into #wordforge as Borgs8472. * /msg: insufficient parameters -> *X2* op -X2- OP: Registered channel name required. -> *X2* op #wordforge -X2- Usage: OP <nickname> [nickname nickname ...] -> *X2* op #wordforge Borgs * X2 sets mode: +o Borgs * tmm3k was kicked by Borgs (it was worth it...) * tmm3k has joined #wordforge <Borgs> I hate you
* Kyle aims the laser at the splitting CD mirror in orbit, and repositions the splitting CD mirror wings to hit both Timmy and Timmy's ISP at the same time. <tmm3k> *cough*nerd <Kyle> You're the one multiplying 1337 x 2, asshat. <tmm3k> <tmm3k> it was for my math homework... <tmm3k>
* JohnB has already maxed out his connection downloading pink floyd bootlegs <tmm3k> pink floy bootlegs <tmm3k> WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU <JohnB> * JohnB enters tmm3k via the asshole * JohnB makes tmm3k squeal <Ramen> ... <tmm3k> ................ <JohnB> You can stop masturbating now timmy <tmm3k> ........................................................................................ <The_Listkeeper> Oh, great. Now he's dribbling. * Jeriko gasps. <Ramen> I feel ill. <tmm3k> I, uh.....................................................the......uh........................................ :| * The_Listkeeper hands JohnB the mop. * JohnB has ideas for the mop handle <tmm3k> .....................................................................................................................................................................
* Jesus has joined #wordforge <God> greetings my son <Jesus> Greetings <God> have ye returned to sit at my right hand? <Jesus> I have <God> ...and to perform our "secret games" I told thee not to speak of? <Jesus> <God> for I may have to wax wroth lest ye have toldst the press <Jesus> lol <God> verily
[17:19] * Ramen is now known as T [17:19] * Lisa is now known as Ramen [17:19] * T is now known as TBonz [17:20] * TBonz is now known as TBonz [17:20] * Ramen is now known as Charles [17:20] * TBonz is now known as JohnB [17:20] * Kyle is now known as Neroon [17:20] * Charles is now known as Capps [17:20] * Capps bans everybody in the world. [17:20] * JohnB is now known as JohnB [17:20] * JohnB is now known as HarryPotter [17:20] <HarryPotter> Bone me Neroon! [17:21] * Capps is now known as Ramen [17:21] * Neroon closes down the chat room because he'll be damned if there's something left open on his watch. [17:21] * HarryPotter is now known as Cassandra [17:21] * Ramen is now known as LittleBoy [17:21] <LittleBoy> Somebody get Nerr0b away from me! [17:21] * LittleBoy runs from Neroon. [17:21] <Cassandra> Nerronn, no! don't do it! [17:22] <Neroon> Clang, baby, clang! [17:22] * Neroon is now known as Kyle [17:22] * LittleBoy is now known as Ramen [17:22] * Cassandra is now known as JohnB [17:22] <Ramen> Well that was fun.
<Borgs> fuck <baba> hi <baba> <Borgs> o_o <baba> how aer you <Borgs> bad <baba> why? <baba> is it my fault? <Borgs> die * baba has quit IRC (Ping timeout) /me can but hope
<Nick_Walczak> boring * Ramen dances an Irish jig half-heartedly because it's not for joy but entertainment. He thinks about how degrading it is to dance for other people's amusement, but dances anyway. A sort of malaise hangs in the air as people clap, but don't really mean it. Before you know it, it's all over and the world is a sadder, darker place for it.
*** Guest_720 has joined #wordforge <Borgs> 'lo guest *** Guest_720 has quit (Ping timeout: 123 seconds) <Kyle> pw0ned <Borgs> Kyle... there is a time and a place to be 1337 <Kyle> I now have an intricately drawn Flash drawing of my foot! <Borgs> <_< <Borgs> Kyle... that's not healthy IMO <nic> XD <Kyle> It's for the Flash movie! * nic agrees! <nic> his "foot" <nic> ^_~ <Borgs> O_O <Borgs> better than a 'finger' <nic> teehee <Borgs> ( or 'leg' ? o_O ) <nic> XD <Kyle> Yes, my size 14 foot! <nic> O_O * nic ponders the size of kyle's 'foot' <nic> kyle i vote we go get 'food' now
<wordin> I'd almost forgotten what a good target BlazerBoy is. <wordin> He's like a Nazi ridding a My Little Pony!
