<evenflow> I wore a skirt in college... <evenflow> won my share of $100 with it <evenflow> I was Sexy Spice <EvilBorgs> O_O
<JohnB> Chuck, it has occured to me that I have read your posts and talked to you in chat for years, and yet I know absolutely nothing about you. :-/ <Chuck> I'm a high school science teacher <Jeriko> One of the first gay ones in his school, in fact. <JohnB> Ah. I guess your opinions aren't controversial enough to stand out on Wordforge. * Chuck flips off Jeriko * JohnB eats a slice of christmas ham <Jeriko> Chuck, John is right. <Jeriko> You need to stand out more. <Jeriko> I mean, if someone asks "What defines Chuck?" - I would have no answer. <JohnB> I don't even know your political opinions, Chuck. <Jeriko> Surely you must have extreme views on something. <JohnB> It's a requirement of Wordforge. <JohnB> So I hear. <Chuck> Well, I'm pretty middle of the road on most things <Jeriko> Now see, that's a problem Chuck. <Jeriko> We need to fix Chuck up with a prejudice or something. <Jeriko> How 'bout the Jews? Now that Cass is gone, Chuck, you can be the Jew hater. <Jeriko> In fact, I'm about to post a topic about Hitler and Jews that you could use to spring into your new role. <JohnB> Wait, what about all those rowdy black kids in your science class? <JohnB> Surely you don't like them? <Chuck> there are probably fewer than 10 blacks living in my whole town <Jeriko> And you'd like to keep it that way, right Chuck? <Jeriko> In fact, 10 blacks is 10 blacks too many, right Chuck? <Chuck> Racial makeup is about 85% white, 7% native american, 7% hispanic, 1% other
<Tasvir81> Hey Everyone <Tasvir81> Hello? <Tasvir81> Is everyone asleep? <Tasvir81> Elwood, you here? <Tasvir81> What the hell? <Tasvir81> Why isn't anyone talking?? <Tasvir81> PBM, how's life? <Tasvir81> Elwood you blowing a gun?? <Tasvir81> Hmmmm <Tasvir81> So everyone's ignoring me then? <Tasvir81> P'BM YOU ARE A STUPID DYKE!!!111 <Tasvir81> PBM YOU ARE A STUPID DYKE!!!111 <Tasvir81> ahem, no kickouts??? <Tasvir81> Damn, Elwood, you got that gun up your ass?? <Tasvir81> LOL
<qeed> !screw you <Nick_Walczak> i'm sorry qeed, !screw you is not a recognized mIRC command <Nick_Walczak> please try again <PBM> lol <Nick_Walczak> alternately, try a gender switch command by typing !female, then try !screw you again
I suggest we start a negrep campaign against the next person who posts a quote that primarily features themselves!
<Borgs> lo qeed <qeed> hello <qeed> =0 <Borgs> how's things? <qeed> fun <Borgs> oh? <qeed> if you didnt know i suck socially <qeed> now i not so much suck socially <Borgs> w00t <Borgs> do tell <qeed> i past my average of a 5 second convo <qeed> now i can do 2 minutes <qeed> <Borgs> ah... <Borgs> conversations, of course ----------------------------------- <Borgs> 'lo <Kyle> 'Lo. <Borgs> <--- on phone <Kyle> With Globat? <Borgs> puss <Kyle> Oh. <Borgs> chatting with globat <Kyle> Ah. <Borgs> they suck <Borgs> unlike puss <Kyle> Lol. <Borgs> * Kyle has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 125 seconds) <Borgs> perv
[01:39] <Nick_Walczak> damn i needs me a woman [01:39] <Nick_Walczak> don't know where to look though [01:41] <Elwood> Go drive slowly around a bad neighborhood and look under the streetlights at corners.
[21:22:57]<Elwood>Oh, I know what to do with Zombies! I'm an expert. [21:23:00]* Elwood fires up the chainsaw [21:23:18]* zombie_pope goes for Elwood's braaaaaiiiiinnnnssssss [21:24:00]* Elwood slices off Zombie Pope's head and in the same swoop halves the body. [21:24:31]zombie_pope is now known as zombie_popes_head [21:24:55]* Elwood kicks Zombie Pope's head through the uprights! [21:24:58]<Elwood>Three points! [21:24:59]* zombie_popes_head bites Elwoods toe
<Chuck> I wonder how "Commander" Archer rated having a dog in his quarters? It's not like he was the captain or anything <baba> Archer slept with the captain that is how <Chuck> (eek) <Chuck> "Captain's Man" ? <BearTM> Yes. He ASSassinated him. <Nick_Walczak> LMFAO! <baba> that explains how someone as incompetent as archer got command in real universe <baba> he slept with admiral forrest to get command of the ship <BearTM> In the MU, you have to stab people from behind to get ahead. <BearTM> Archer used his "pork sword". <Nick_Walczak> HAHAHAHAH <baba> i said something truely funny <Nick_Walczak> chat room classics
[20:10:15]<NAHTMMM>I'm sure he'll find someone quite competent to take over as chatop. Maybe baba, or Nick, or even me! [20:11:00]<PBM>baba as chat op. Cool! [20:11:27]<NAHTMMM>Just imagine the Special Edition Themed Chats! [20:12:29]<Shepherd>Monday: Is BSG bet show ever? [20:12:41]<Shepherd>Thesday: How many ways do you like BSG? [20:12:56]<Shepherd>Wendsday: Should there be pipstick lesbians on BSG? [20:13:13]<Shepherd>Thursday: Is BSG better than <insert show here>? [20:13:17]<Shepherd>ad infinitum
[21:32:14]<baba>i dont see to remember anything that i've done [21:42:45]<Legion>Salty Death, comin' this way! [22:11:37]<Legion>Baba, have you ever thought of writing a long essay on the joys of bathing in Vienna Sausage?
*** Elwood has joined #wordforge *** ChanServ sets mode +o on Elwood *** ChanServ sets mode +q on Elwood <tmm3k> uh oh * tmm3k is away
[22:16:45]<NAHTMMM>baba I think chat server was overloaded because of strain from so much bsg discussion [22:17:05]<NAHTMMM>might ease off that a bit in future [22:17:13]<RJHJ>never! [22:17:21]<NAHTMMM>ever? [22:17:23]<RJHJ>one can never have enough BSG discussion [22:17:32]<RJHJ> [22:17:36]<NAHTMMM>heh [22:19:03]<tmm3k>can too [22:19:24]<RJHJ>can not [22:19:31]<tmm3k>can too [22:19:31]<NAHTMMM>can too [22:19:34]<RJHJ>can not [22:19:43]<RJHJ>can not [22:19:43]<NAHTMMM>can too [22:19:46]<RJHJ>can too [22:19:50]<NAHTMMM>can not [22:19:58]<RJHJ>HA!! [22:19:59]<tmm3k>can too [22:20:07]<NAHTMMM>DUCK SEASON SHOOT! [22:20:14]<tmm3k>can too [22:20:28]<RJHJ> [22:20:33]<NAHTMMM> * * * BANG!!! * * * [22:20:51]<NAHTMMM> . . . you're ditthh-picable.
