Fantasy Football (soccer to the uppity colonials) part five

I looked this morning expecting to see Cobalt already giving us all a pounding only to see the 'special one' bottom of the league!!!

Good start for the champaigne scousers too!!!

^ we don't win our first game... It's the rule. Better than the upstarts of Spurs...

We never win at the Reebok Stadium. I'm not concerned.

nuts had a good comment on spuds: after last seasons blip, they'll be back to finishing tenth

Hmmm, not a bad start...

What i want to know is how can Hood not have a team but yet be able to see our league.........

What are you talking about?

How can you see how everyone is doing in the league without having a team in it??

I used ecky's code to enter my team, bookmarked the link, then withdrew my team.
You suck.

Enter the team, pussy!

Bufty!

What a fucking weed!

Well, I see that after being mocked for Spurs performance at the Reebok we saw off Sheffield Utd yesterdya. Yup, that time that the five times European champions couldn't beat.

Still, the reds managed to scrape by the Israelis, so I guess I should be in awe.

^ the difference between home and away and the opening day of the season obviously escapes you. But happily you have grasped that, yes, we are in the Champions League which nicely distinguishes us from you. Reminds me of that joke about the squirrel...

Ah yes, the sound of scouse excuse making...

We call it an obvious fact but whatever...

It seems that our mysterious Frank Gallagher
is not Hood.

Before we get to the weekend matches,
let's acknowledge thelurker for taking the lead
among our regulars.

Too bad she can't help the U's.

To be fair, apart from the disaster against MK Dons the other night, most of our opposition so far has been teams we'd expect to struggle against. I just hope we can start turning it around soon...

Who d'you think it
is then?

Well, I've used my wildcard already.

I'd already dropped 0.5 million because loads of my players weren't playing. I couldn't afford to drop any more!

The value of Stallion's team may eventually go up as well as way fucking down.

Well, it's obviously not you. It's not last, after all. I wonder who it could be?

I was never last. I was always bored and quit. I probably will this time too. It's the nature of the dull game.

Faarkin' hell, Hood is storming away! How does a fan of egg-chasing get good at this game?

Tevez and Mascherano to the Hammers!!!!!

What?!?!

:zan:

Crazy stuff from the Hammers. A bit suspicious tho, I sense Chelsea may have some role in this...

Its pretty good for west ham! Far better signings than the clubs who have moved for Anelka, Andy cole and now sunderland going for dwight yorke.

I am going to stick my neck out and say this will end in tears for the Hammers. They are without a doubt being shafted by the group that part owns these two players and if they are still there come the start of 07/08 I'll be amazed.

The most West ham can hope for is a big pay day that they don't have to give most of away and that these two superstars don't destabilise their team too much.

Of course it is still better than Martin 'Cave troll' Jol signing Steed Malbranque or Glenn 'SS Commandant' Roeder signing Antoine Siberski...

Oh yeah, they're great signings for West Ham. I'm interested in seeing them in action, the new Argies will be great for the Premiership.