Iowa is thinking of the children.

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  1. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Abusing!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!
    Motherfucker, my fucking second grade teacher made me draw cursive lowercase a's all fucking day, and mocked and humiliated me for the oval bits being too skinny, and kept saying "do it again, do it again, do it again..." all day. Every "do it again" was a whole new sheet. All day. No recess. Lunch was brought in to me, no cafeteria with friends. Of course I broke down and fucking bawled.
    And then the next day, and the next. For a week. Which is why I bawled, because I knew those days were coming.
    And I knew every fucking adult out there got away with fucking hen-scratch.
    And that's your precious fucking three rs.
    I got racial tolerance from Mr. Rogers and Fat Albert.
    Y'know how much that made me break down and bawl?
    Fucking never.
    Face it, you really are human garbage.
    You really fucking are.
    Your contrarian horseshit has painted you into the corner of assholism at the gaining of nothing.
    You think "it's worth being an asshole for ______" but whatever blank is, you failed at that too.
    So it was for nothing.
    Just like those cursive a's, cuz cursive is dead.
    I use my cursive signature for....covid shots.
    It doesn't come up much. And the nurse doesn't say "your 'a' looks like a banana, you little idiot!!! :mad:".
    It's not a thing. The pharmacist probably just does a Zorro Z for his whole signature, for fuck's sake.
    That's what you are. Cursive bitch.

    Again, fuck you.
    With a sandpaper dildo hooked to a jackhammer.

    And there it is.
    Hair across your ass for inconvenience.
    Inconvenience is a revenge triggering slight to you.
    But you aren't a piss-baby somehow.
    If you could truly see what a joke you are without the forcefield of your vanity, you'd slit your throat instantly.
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  2. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Hair across my ass for others being empowered to impose their will on me.

    And I am immune to your sob stories, so just fucking spare me.
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  3. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    the fact that you see it as an imposition is astounding
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  4. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    You are free to dismiss it as negligible, but that is up to the individual to judge. You don't get to decide that for me.
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  5. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    :lol:

    Oh, would you?
    Would you please?
    :lol:
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  6. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    We can't judge you a pussy, but you get to make gendered and homophobic insinuations about everyone else.
    Because a fairy gave you an amulet on a walk down a garden path one time.
    Oh, no amulet?
    Oh, no reason at all, just because?
    Yeah, fuck off.
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  7. Uncle Albert

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    :lol:

    Ok, Anita. Now say "problematic. "
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  8. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    If I had her money, I'd buy the board, and throw your ass out.
    :yes:
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  9. Uncle Albert

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    Poor thing can't tolerate dissent.
    :weep:
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  10. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Given you want trans children marginalized and terrorized, your sudden compassion appears dubious. :borg:
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  11. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    No, this is about the law you are defending requiring teachers to act a certain way, and your blanket claims about the motivations of those involved.
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  12. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    No, we're talking about laws forcing teachers to address students in a particular way and your justification for them.
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  13. Uncle Albert

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    That is not what I want.
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  14. Uncle Albert

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    "Act a certain way".

    Yeah, as teachers and not political advocates. A classroom is not your personal soap box with a captive audience who are required to listen.
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  15. Uncle Albert

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    And why are they trying to pass these laws? Because some teachers think they have the option of secretly undermining parents.
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  16. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Wanting it, doing fuck all when it happens, while screaming for the conditions leading up to it to happen...
    Tomayto tomahto.
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  17. Uncle Albert

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    Don't think I haven't noticed you substituting "terrorized and marginalized" for the actual reality of "spoke words someone didn't like."

    :nono:
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  18. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Yeah, that's all Repugs want. The t-slur back, and consequence free dead-naming. Nothing else.
    They always stop at little bigotries, and never escalate.
    No, not them.
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  19. Uncle Albert

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    If they escalate to physical violence, you have my permission to bury them under the prison. Short of that, "hate" speech is free speech, and neither hurt feelings nor denied validation constitute victimhood.
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  20. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    It’s amazing how much crying some people do over kids using a nickname v kids performing child labor in unsafe conditions.

    Just kidding. We already know at least 30% of this country are amoral pieces of shit.
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  21. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Why wait, when we know the historical pattern?

    And the freedom trickles down to the rest of us!
    Oh, wait, it never does.
    History shows this too.
    Fuck, Wordforge history shows it!
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  22. Bickendan

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    No, spell it out. How does my name preference (legal name, no less) vs what people call me relate to what you're attempting to equivoque?
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  23. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Swoosh, swoosh.
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  24. We Are Borg

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    OK, Chris.
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  25. Bickendan

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    What does Phil Knight's company have to do with this? :unsure:
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  26. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    and you don't get to call people retard without a memo from HR.

    deal with it, snowflake
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  27. Uncle Albert

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    Why wait? Because we don't do "pre-crime" in this country. :brood:
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  28. Uncle Albert

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    Incorrect, sweet cheeks.
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  29. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Because the swatties have never busted in on a plot before.
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  30. Uncle Albert

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    Offending you is not a criminal conspiracy.

    Yet. :brood:
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