It's time for some disobedience.

BTW, Faceman? You like digging through the archives. Ten bucks in your PayPal account if you can find the most recent Ancalagon reply to one of my posts.

Not Ancalagon talking about me in his response to someone else, but an actual reply to a post I've made in any forum on WF.

Notice where Kirk's looking.

I'd have to go back to a time when you weren't tiresome so...

Well that's a punch line right there so I'll stop.

You know, I'm not a WF regular but this reminds me of the fantasy football league I started in 1993. We have limited rules and it's like the wild west. Every year a couple of the guys want to modify a couple rules to restrict certain aspects of how other guys manage their teams. It never passes via a majority vote because its such a unique set up. I see the same thing here. Don't spoil something that has worked so well for so long.

I can see how you would. post after him, and even somebody like John Castle looks smart. you probably followed him all over the board for the chance.

Aren't you banned?

Syntax-wise, perhaps. But as far as the grammars of fonts and thoughts go...

"Mine's bigger."

You know, in light of Dul's claim that it's me and my fellow Brotherhood of Evil Performance Artists that have run off members, I thought it would be informative to revisit what might just be the greatest single post in WF history. This utterly glorious moment where long-departed Caboose bitchslapped that dimwit queer John halfway across the fucking galaxy. Magnificent. Simply magnificent.

In fact, this entire thread should be archived. It's required WF reading. Anyone wanting to truly understand that Ancalagon & John are gigantic cum-gurgling douchebags needs to read this thread. It's also a wonderful tutorial in How to Almost Destroy a Decade-Old Message Board.

Almost as fascinating is Evenflow's strident attempts to simultaneously scapegoat and coronate Dayton as WF Villain #1. According to Flow, Dayton isn't really Dayton. He's a fake, an elaborate troll invented by someone using multiple IP addresses. Garamet, who always complains she's being stalked, argued that Flow needed to drive to Dayton's home and warn him that somebody was impersonating him.

But the villains on WF's Most Wanted poster change over time. After this, it became Castle. Then Tamar & Scorp. Now it's Dayton again.

Cool story Wombat. Cool story.

You just spent a whole bunch of time neg-repping dozens of people in this thread. I know this because I got at least 40+ notifications just on this thread alone for my posts. You wasted all of that time doing something that has no appreciable effect on anything whatsoever. Then you decided to bump a year and a half old thread to add a piece of your mind (which you can't really spare). That is truly sad. You are truly sad.

Please, post more screen-caps of your rep to communicate to us how meaningless it all is and how nonplussed you are by the whole thing.

Oh, it's not for me to show how important it is to me, because it isn't. I'm showing how important it is to you, and from what I'm sure most people can see, it's very important to you.

Whatever helps you to sleep at night. Please, continue to post screen-caps to show how important rep is to *me.*

That is just what he does?

If you just ignore him, he really really stop. A month or so ago when he first started this up he hit me for a couple hundred in a couple days. But when I didn't respond he wandered off.

You proceed from a false assumption, namely that my motivations are external.

I don't care about any of that. I just thought it was funny that he's become obsessed with me now, on some level. He does this with quite a few people. I'd say it's a shame he's not real, but it's not a shame at all.

It's an interesting piece of fiction. Flashlight forgets/ignores/never knew that Caboose had previously announced he wouldn't stick around if Lanzman wasn't the owner. He was already leaving, just decided to make it more dramatic with the post flashlight dredged up. That might just be a mistake of ignorance.

But then the rest is intentional bullshit. He started dumb repping in this thread before I told him that people like him drove away other posters, so his actions here were not in response to that. And it is supreme irony for him to try to make this point when he is directly responsible for driving away the most recent poster to abandon Wordforge.

@The Flashlight, do you have a skull and cross bones signature with dicky's name next to it in your sig?

Wait, what?

Baghdad Bob announcing once again there are no tanks within the city limits.

Tapdance all you want Dul, but you can't rewrite history. And Caboose's epic takedown of John is crystal clear. You own that shit, sweetcheeks. Own it.

The irony is that throughout the thread, you were arguing against Anc/John/Paladin. You were enjoying taking the populist stance.

And Dul can claim all he wants that I've "driven away" someone, and I'll claim that he's a lying piece of shit who will invent anything out of thin air if it suits his purposes. So, if Dickynoo wants to make an appearance and create a thread announcing that he left because of little ole' me, let him do it.

If Caboose did ever say that, he sure took a really long time to leave. The rest of the "I Hate Anc" club took off before they'they'd finished reading Lanz's post on his successors.

Caboose posted one other time after he bitchslapped John, and has never been seen since.

Here's what's so funny. I agreed with Caboose, was also openly critical of John and Ancalagon. So flashlight, in his ultimate "wisdom" seems able to simultaneously agree with Caboose and disagree with Caboose. It's kind of like the way he is a lawyer and a therapist, an atheist and a fundie. That shit may have worked 15 years ago, but everybody knows the game now, which is why 95% of Wordforge has him on ignore.

Oh, I thought it was 90% that had me on ignore. You keep revising up.

Anyway, I both agreed and disagreed with Caboose? Huh? Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?

When did he say 90%?

I wonder if he'll jump right to 100% next, or if he'll go up by ones from here on to build suspense.

That's about 14 hours to go up 5%, so linear regression suggests that you'll top 100% and break the universe before the day is out.

Figures.

Breaking the universe? That wasn't on my agenda for today, but hell, it beats vacuuming the carpet and watching the Cowboys lose again. It does kinda make putting up Halloween decorations a moot point, though.

Diacanu has been "driven off"? And by "Flashlight"? "How"?