Jenee and Async discuss a joke

Yes I grew up with Fat Albert and caught the "no class" comment. Fat Albert on Saturday....high rise bicycles (no helmets of course).....people smoking EVERYWHERE....wow I'm old!

I don't blame you....Tererun really paints a vivid picture!

Thanks for hgitting to soar point, but first I do not actually have breasts to sag. I wish I did and knew the feeling, but I do not, and will not. The second is I do not normally suffer the sexist abuses of men, but am sympathetic to those who do. You should probably lay off a person who does as we all know you probably go through it and there is no reason to jump on other women for objecting to it. I don't hate on her for venting at assy's shitty behavior. I just hoe she can brush it off because this world sucks that way and there is no stopping it from an old coot, or an old cunt like yourself.

You are welcome.

I tell you, I am close enough to start seeing that end. I do not have the arthritis, but I have noticed as I get close to elderly I give the fuck up on a good wank if things don't start getting close to closing as of the half minute mark. There have been days of soar arm where I don't bother. It just doesn't spit like it used to either.

The stupid fucked should beware. If I cannot get that little bit of pleasure from it anymore he will lose a lot of the usefullness that keeps him there. Peeing standing up is still pretty fucking usefull, but I do not need all those works bulging down there. Now that I am older and have sat on my nuts a couple of times I am getting much closer on the cut them off and be done with it scale.

If I ever get too old to jerk off, take me out behind the barn and put me down.

When you get that old there will be a line for the put downs.

How about if you get to the point where you don't want to jerk off any more? Asking for a friend . . .

As for bewbies, I just like them to be proportional to the woman they're on. Not clownishly large, not "where the fuck are they?" small.

Who's "we"?

dude... at least twice a week! prostate health and such! (speaking of, get a finger up there for a wiggle every now and then).

Sex toy technology is already to the point where you don't even have to touch yourself to have an orgasm.

That's called "premature ejaculation," dude. Don't worry, it's treatable.

No such thing. Getting off is getting off.

Thank god

So lazy these days

https://sextoycollective.com/best-male-sex-toys/hands-free/

^NSFW, obviously.

"The stupid fucked should beware. If I cannot get that little bit of pleasure from it anymore he will lose a lot of the usefullness that keeps him there. Peeing standing up is still pretty fucking usefull, but I do not need all those works bulging down there. Now that I am older and have sat on my nuts a couple of times I am getting much closer on the cut them off and be done with it scale.' - Tererun

Pics or it didn't happen!

I like masturbating.

That's all, just wanted to throw that out there.

Y’all ever seen the surgery where they lift the boobies? They cut off the nipple and some skin underneath in a keyhole shape, then scrunch together the underneath skin and sew it up and make a new hole for the nipple higher up. It’s pretty crazy!

pics or it......that's okay, I think I get the gist of it.

I understand from a friend who had breast reduction (I asked her "Why didn't you save some for me?" She laughed) that it kills all sensation in the nipples.

It can, yeah. I think reduced sensation is more common, but there’s always the chance that you would lose all the feels.

Still, not a problem I'll ever have. Some pundit once said a woman's breasts should be small enough to fit in a champagne glass. The men I've been with have never had any complaints.

Cue the Stoopids in five, four, three...

It would not be worth it to me just to have them defy gravity, but I can completely understand why the short term pain and scars would be worth it to get rid of the chronic pain if you needed the reduction.

My ex had hers reduced from some ungodly huge size (G? I don’t remember) to a B. She said it was completely worth it for her.

How do you not remember bow big your ex's breasts were? Did you get hit upside the head too many times with them for some mammary-induced memory loss?

Or is this a humble brag of some sort?

"My ex had dem tig ol' bitties, so tig I can't even remember..."

She told me what size they used to be, but she’d already had the reduction by the time I met her.

My friend who had the reduction said the same thing. Backaches, men staring at her all the time.

Another friend from high school used to say she couldn't get out of bed without her glasses and her bra. Lost touch with her, and I wonder whatever happened to her.

Life isn't fair sometimes. I've never heard a male of the species complaining that his "package" was too large...

Here's a question for the boys: Why do so many of you refer to it as your "junk"? (I like the British "meat and two vedge" a little better, but fer cryin' out loud - it's part of you.) Are you ashamed of it? No? Then respect it. Take pride in it! Stop whining.

FWIW, there's definitely a size in which dick length (and girth) can get to be a problem.

And no, it's not a humble brag, I've seen guys complain that it can take a longer time when you've got more than seven inches.

Who wants to advertise the trauma of ones genitals making contact with the water in the toilet bowl?

Size aside, it seems like getting 'em into that shape would involve some uncomfortable manhandling. Wouldn't a wine glass be a little more appropriate?

Even we are aware that it's a pretty ridiculous-looking organ.