Jenee and Async discuss a joke

I believe the quote is old enough that it refers to classic champagne coupes, not modern flutes.

Penile reduction surgery is painful.

I hope they meant a saucer and not a flute...

I've rarely been upset that it took too much time to finish... too quickly more than I'd care to examine, and gone numb a few times over the years.

For a few years now I've been telling it like this:

Sex after 45 has been a lot like remembrance day ceremonies.

First there's some sad music and prayer

The flag gets raised for a minute, dropped to half mast briefly, raised, then lowered for a final time.

Afterwards I spend the rest of the night weeping into a drink about how awesome it used to be.

Exactly.

but those nipples :o

not to sound crude, but there is a saying: "anything you can't fit in your mouth is a waste". I heard a comic comment about the French using the "champagne glass" comparison. He said that in Brooklyn the ideal breast has to stop up a toilet.

Ridiculous? Maybe if you have an uncircumcised "aardvark" compared to a "fireman's helmet".