Proposed Star Trek Episodes

Multiverse where jadzia is emperess of the terran empire in relationshiop with lenara and deanna troi.

"Hollow Pursuits"

Unknown to Tower, his entire life is spent in a holoship. At a young age his parents realized that he was already self deluded and doomed to spend his entire life a failure. As the Commander in Chief of Starfleet, Tower's father commissioned the holoship and had Tower placed aboard it, keeping the Galaxy safe.

no one likes my idea?

"Who Mourns for Goldstein the Space Jew?"

Captain Tower loses his best friend when Goldstein the Space Jew sacrifices himself to save the Enterprise.

During the honour guard ceremony, Tower gives a tearful eulogy.

"Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... British."

"Cause An Infect"

Captain Tower, after having been removed from command for several weeks, returns to Starfleet Command ready to resume his duties as Captain. None of the Admirals remember who he is.

Tpol ponfars and Hoshi is the victim. Hoshi gets pregnant by tpol.

"Tower Of Babble"

Intent on re-creating the environment in which he grew up, Captain Tower writes a very generalized holodeck program based upon his loose ideas about "the good old days". After the Holodeck keeps mis-interpreting his non-specific ramblings, the computer shuts itself off and locks Captain Tower out of the system permanently in the hopes that Tower learns that, while you CAN certainly go home again, it won't be at all like you remembered it. Tower fails to grasp the lesson.

"Foot Of Darkness"

A revolt has broken out on the Federation colony of Kongo IV. The native population that, until recently, had been living harmoniously with Federation colonists have risen up and overthrown the Federation government. Captain Tower brings the ship in to investigate but is met with resistance in the form of the U.S.S. Nellie. The unknown Captain of the Nellie seems to have a counter for every one of Captain Tower's tactics, as if his every move was being anticipated before he could even make them. Feigning catastrophic damage, Tower orders the crew to stand down and surrender. Tower is beamed over to negotiate with the Captain of the Nellie only to find that the Captain is his own foot that had been amputated at a Federation medical facility some months before. Somehow, Captain Tower's foot had achieved sentience, traveled to Kongo IV, instigated the rebellion and took over the U.S.S. Nellie.

As more of Tower's crew are beamed over to face trial, Captain Tower miraculously breaks free. A desperate fight erupts between the two crews, ending in Captain Tower getting hold of a phaser and shooting his amputated foot from far across the room, incinerating it once and for all. Amazed, Mik asks how Tower made that impossible shot. Tower remarks that he has always found it easy to shoot himself in the foot.

Would that have Sarah Jessica Parker as the guest star of the week?

I was thinking more Penelope Cruise

Lena Headey?

The one where a strange alien force takes control of the ship, forcing the captain and his inner circle to investigate, determine that it is fact an advanced computer, and then talk it into destroying itself with a simple logic bomb.

"Shades Of Gay"

While in a coma due to a bite from an alien trouser snake, Captain Archer begins having visions of his deepest, darkest homosexual fantasies. Before waking up, he begins to accept himself and his desires, yet, when he actually does wake up, he says that the visions must have been induced by an alien presence in order to corrupt his unimpeachable moral character.

Mik and Al spend the night in Sick Bay after they split an entire Extra Large pizza with sausage, pepperoni, ham, pineapple, black olives and anchovies.

"Second Chances"

Tower is the last person to bream up from a planet, that due to its magnetic field and atmosphere only offers a small window every few years that allows transporter use. There is some difficulty but the transport is a success.

A few years later, Tower returns to the planet with his crew, they are tasked with retrieving data from the computer core on the base that Tower had previously visited. When Tower, Al, and Mike beam down they discover a duplicate of Tower. After checking sensor logs and the transport records from Tower's previous visit, the crew discovers that a second confinement beam was used to stabilize the transporter, the second beam was reflected back causing Tower to be duplicated.

Tower decides that he doesn't want a second version of himself aboard his ship. It would cause too much confusion as he wouldn't know wether to refer to his duplicate in the second or third person. And Tower also doesn't like to share his stuff. Before looking to see where he can have his delicate assigned, Tower reviews his service record up to the point where he was duplicated.

Tower is appalled and disgusted at what he finds. He then vaporizes his duplicate, telling himself he has done the world a favor.

Al and Mik replicate the accident that duplicated Tower on themselves. They reasoned that if there were two of them, they would only have to work half as hard and have twice the fun.

They forgot that the duplicates materialize on the surface of the planet. Their duplicates spend the next year having sex with each other, they drift apart and ignore each other for the rest of their lives. No one knew they duplicated themselves and Starfleet had no further use for the base on the planet and abandoned it.

Q-lirious

Tower is visited by Q who takes him on a grand adventure across time, space and alternate realities. After a post-adventure examination in sick bay, it's determined that none of it ever happened and that Q is just Tower's imaginary friend.

Hey this Tracker guy stole Dayton's thread. Lock it.

"Second Changes"

Tower changes his name to Tracer in an attempt to hide his terrible service record from Starfleet. Starfleet is easily wise to the scheme. The computer locks out Captain Tracer from command functions because they were left in Captain Tower's name.

Tower does a Beverly/Deanna/jadzia holodeck sim.

"We'll Always Have Norphlet"

While on a mission to explain why his wrist-chronometer keeps failing, Captain Tower encounters a woman from his past, whom he used to clandestinely watch work out, and whom he occasionally spotted for. Thirty years previous, Captain Tower had scheduled to meet her at the Yummy Donuts shop in El Dorado, AR to get a handy and give her an over-the-bra up-feel. Yet, he didn't show.

At the watch-repair store on Space Station 123, Tower encounters his lost love in the company of her husband who is in charge of fixing his watch. The woman asks Tower why he never showed. Tower replies that she didn't have any M & M's.

Starleet begins backlisting pilots with tracker name.

"A Matter Of Impersonation"

Starfleet investigates Captain Tower after he admits to impersonating an Earth Conversation Officer via subspace communications in a poor attempt to rattle the occupants of Starbase 182.

It's My Image....

Captain Tower changes The Enterprise's ship and crew insignia from the Starfleet Delta to a Nazi Swastika. When the C in C objects and tries to remind Tower what that symbol stands for, Tower declares that it doesn't matter what the symbol means to everyone else, because the Swastika represents a crooked Jesus cross to him. "Plus, I think it looks cool". After being ordered to remove the Swastika, Tower puts the Delta back, but hangs a crucified Jesus in the middle of it. Starfleet lets him have it just so that they don't have to hear him whine anymore.

The one where the castaways have an opportunity to get rescued, but Gilligan messes it up.

"These are the voyages...."

Tower once again was gloating about the loopholes he tried to exploit. Earlier in the day, he was given his 32nd official reprimand from Starfleet. He had countered with "Regulations do not strictly prohibit me from changing my command codes to ones I like". When several admirals all lectured him on why he was wrong, he covered the mic pickup on his communications panel and made faces as they spoke. His autism didn't allow him to realize that covering the mic doesn't keep the camera from seeing him.

A few hours later, he tried to change the command codes to ones Mik liked, as the admirals didn't strictly prohibit him from doing so. As he entered his authorization code the computer informed him that his authorization codes were no longer valid, and was no longer a member of Starfleet. As Mik and Al removed him from the bridge he kept screaming out that he had loopholes that he wasn't strictly prohibited from using. As he was led down the corridors of the ship, the crew members were smiling and laughing. He kept screaming that they were all losers, and that one fine day they would all pay. As he was placed into the shuttlecraft he then realized he forgot to back up years and years of log entries.

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Episode #98 - Sanctimonious

With the entire Starfleet Medical facility infected with Carson Tower's brain spores, things look grim. IQs are dropping and entitlement is rising. Those who are infected are referred to as "The Sanctimonious" because, well, that's what they are. One small band of non-infected personnel have locked themselves in the cafeteria in the hopes of waiting out the infection.....however long that might last. They watch on viewscreens as various factions begin to form among the infected. One group decides to chop off their left feet and then runs about the station looking to chop everyone else's left feet off. Another faction hopes to organize football games and want to force into hiding those who don't want to play. At this rate, the station will not survive long. The group decides to do the unthinkable: They will revive Carson Tower and let him unite the sanctimonious.

Tower is revived and the sanctimonious all bow down before him. This is what Tower had always wanted....

Episode #99 - A Beautiful Mind

Blah blah blah Carson Tower learns that having followers sucks because then he has nobody to argue with and his life is built on needing to have an enemy or have conflict. So, he relinquishes control of everyone and they all go back to their lives. Most of them make sure to clean the poop off of their cocks as well. Tower is given a Positronic brain and his memories and personality are downloaded to it.

Episode #100 - Homecoming

Carson Tower sat in his chair in the Starfleet medical facility as he waited for Doctor Maison to sign his release papers. He had been given a new lease on life. What would he do with it? Would he go back to the Pakled Alliance? Would he go to another fleet? Would he try to teach history or football or become a cook at Space Waffle Station? As he pondered the infinite possibilities, two unexpected guests arrived at his door: His wife and daughter.

Throughout his time in Starfleet, Carson Tower seemed to forget that he had a family. They were more like a prop or a conversation piece. And now here they were in front of him.

"Come home", his wife said. "Stop all of this nonsense with fighting enemies and having arguments and engaging in conflict. You may be a sanctimonious prick, but we love you". Tower pondered the offer. Could he give up this life? Could he truly settle down and be a "common" person?

"But what will I do for a job?", Tower asked.

"It doesn't matter. Just come home".

And so he did.

Where did the ginger touch carson tower!

Thanksgiving crew finds a self aware space turkey decide to eat it!