Santa's... er, Satan's Sinfully Wholesome Political Memes

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  1. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    You’re not supposed to come out of college and immediately get your dream job, you still have to build your resume and earn your keep. Eventually, if you play your cards right, you get the job you wanted. You are not owed shit.
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    Actually ..., in this case, you are. If businesses want you to have a college degree before hiring, they can damn fucking well, pay for the piece of shit paper. Otherwise, a high school diploma should be sufficient.
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  3. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Unless your resume is "created Microsoft" then you skip to the head of society's line.
    Oh, sure, your average Windows update has 1000 times more code than fucking DOS, so Bill Gates's minions do a million times more work than his ass ever did, but tough shit.
    Slog, motherfuckers, slog!
    Slooooog! Sloooog!! Sloooog!!!
    Bill filed the LLC papers!
    Slooooooog!!!
  4. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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  5. Tuckerfan

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    Gates didn’t even write DOS. He swiped it from Digital Research. He didn’t even bother to remove their copyright notice from the first edition of DOS that he released.
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  6. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Nobody said life was fair and luck is definitely a factor.
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    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    You forgot the part where it's OTHER people who get to define "good thing" and "too much."

    Can't have anyone thinking they can decide these things on their own.
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  8. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    *Points to post 1925*
    Yeah, "luck".
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Someone needs a a fucking mirror.
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Here is where my problem with college began. As a customer I buy a product that satisfies a need. College did not even lead to a certification within the cost. The reason I was going to college was the entry level position in the industry I was studying for. I was not going to spend all that money and time to have to flip burgers or answer phones for a decade until I got a job in what I studied for. I am also not paying for a school where the courses I paid for in the degree program I wanted were always full by sports dipshits.

    The best solution was actually to get a job at the low end and then use corporate programs to pay for my education to advance into the position I wanted. That is not how it is sold to people, and why the fuck are people spending years and tens of thousands of dollars per year for an education when there is no position to go into? That is some dumbass shit.
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  11. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Shitbaggery happens too. Like I said, life’s not fair.
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    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    Tell me you've never truly worked a day in your life without telling me you've never truly worked a day in your life
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Actually, that seemed to be the best way to do college. Most companies that offer that require you to stay on for one year or more or you are on the hook for the money they pay out. That is job guarantee right there because in the case of termination you walk away with a degree for free. It puts the company on the hook for money they spent to educate you.
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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  15. Tuckerfan

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    And one of the goals of a society should be to address things like unfairness.
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  16. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    The Soviet Union tried that, it didn’t work.:(
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    Interesting how you think that "fairness" equals the Soviet Union. Would you not say that a "fair" society was one that allowed all citizens over a certain age to vote? Would you not say that a "fair" society ensured that all people were treated equally under the law? Would you not say that a "fair" society tried to ensure that everyone had the same opportunities as everyone else?
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  18. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Maybe. If you take it exactly that far, without insisting on the deluded juvenile fantasy that satisfying those terms must automatically guarantee anything resembling equality of outcome.
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    Where did I suggest anything about outcomes? After all, if everyone has the equal opportunity to become the next Mark Zuckerberg, but some of them opt to become beach bums instead, that's hardly an unfair society.
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    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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  22. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Maybe find another job.
  23. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    UA has been beating off the same straw man for two decades. I'm honestly not surprised he hasn't grown up.
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  24. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Oh, I know you won't call it that. It'll be some newly bastardized term, like "equity." :dayton:
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  25. Jenee

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  26. Steal Your Face

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    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    I wasn't aware you were a student of language. With Equality and Equity being terms used in English for centuries with roots in Latin and French, where along the way do you think the meaning got bastardized?

    There's quite a lot of material online that explores the etymology of "equality" and "equity", I found this one a good starting point:

    https://www.grammarphobia.com/blog/2019/06/equity-equality.html
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    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Russian tank turrets are being blown sixty meters high by Saint Javelin and such.
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