Trumpite Americans, when will you finally acknowledge that you’re traitorous assholes?

Sinking my money pit to own the libs.

May this day be remembered with the same reverence as Bowling Green.

So... why did they all sink? What went wrong?

Heavy winds, high wakes, dumbasses at the controls....oh yeah, how many of them were totally fucking, shitfaced drunk?

Not to mention they appear to be in a narrow part of the lake (there are rivers around here that look to be as wide as some of the spots where boats were going down), with a bunch of boats crowded together. It's a wonder more of them didn't sink, honestly.

Um. Ok.

I no longer can tell if these are jokes or US Presidential policy.

"S.S. Magaritaville"

You can't make this stuff up.

I'm pretty sure that's a guy making fun of the boaters.

I was on the edge until the mask bit.

I was on to him by the boat name bit but the life jacket part confirmed he's making fun of them.

I'll admit I bought it. No more outrageous than some of the stuff flying around on FB for real...

You mean his fake Southern accent didn't give it away to you? Bout time for you to turn in your Bubba Card, methinks.

Thankfully, I don't have one of those.

Yeah, well, they say the only thing that comes from Texas is steers and queers and I'm guessing you don't have any horns.

I hope JohnM and his lake whores made it off the boat OK.

Antifa SoupSoldiers

Large boat assholes making huge wakes which swamped small boats as the passed.

Something similar happened on the largest lake in Oklahoma on the same day. Reportedly over 2k boats but basically none of them know how to sail in a large fleet so they were crossing each other's wakes and putting lots of boats in danger so they canceled the whole parade.


It occurs to me that it would be worth asking how many of these assholes never owned a boat, or knew anything about how to safely operate one, until they found out Dear Leader was impressed with boat parades and felt compelled to buy one.

If that isn't a metaphor for Corporate America...

Typical Trump supporters. They don't give a shit about anything or anyone but themselves.

Dozens of boats in the water and, from what I can see in that video, not a single one came to the aid of that family.

Stupid selfish fucks.

More QAnon bullshit. Make no mistake, this shit is rampant. I've been seeing a lot of it locally for a while now. In fact, remember a while ago when I asked if anyone else was hearing anything locally about all the big scary human trafficking stories going on without any evidence that it's actually going on? Zip ties on car handles? Amazon vans smuggling children? All the word of mouth smoke, but no fire? Remember how I got shut down? Well neener-neener.