Trumpite Americans, when will you finally acknowledge that you’re traitorous assholes?

EYE WITNESS REPORT:
Since I live on Lake Travis where the recent Texas boat parade fiasco happened, several people have asked for my take on the situation, so here you go:
Most importantly, there were no deaths. At least one person is still in the ICU with a broken back.
I heard 13 vessels were swamped or sank. Law enforcement has not yet released an official number.
Before the parade started, Lake Travis was CALM with no waves larger than ½-foot. Maximum wind gusts were less than 10 knots.
When the parade started, multiple boats cranked up their motors to show off and began creating excessive wakes. Vessels were driven at unsafe speeds in close proximity. This is what created the dangerous conditions that swamped and sank vessels.
Even after vessels started sinking, there was no cooperation with law enforcement or emergency personnel to slow down and/or reduce the wakes.
First responders had to rescue people from sinking boats WHILE OTHER BOATS passed at close distances at speeds that created more wakes and even more dangerous conditions.
The majority of skippers involved showed ZERO CONCERN for the wellbeing of others, or for the damage they were causing with their wakes. All of this could have been averted had they driven their vessels at slower speeds and at safer distances.
So far, I understand all damaged vessels were part of the parade.
We are still awaiting an official report from the Travis County Sheriff's office that has jurisdiction over Lake Travis.
PS: I was AT THE DOCK during all of this, I generally do not leave the dock on holiday weekends — too many amateurs and drunks on the water each Labor Day, 4th of July, and Memorial Day weekends.
—Scott H Sexton

I put a funny emoji on your post, but ..., it's really sad, isn't it?

They could have bolted that in steel letters to his skull and not an IQ point would be lost.

WHITE SUPREMACIST NOMINATES DONALD TRUMP FOR AWARD FROM SOCIALIST MONARCHY

And the socialist monarchy won't even bother to take the nomination seriously...

Of course not. It comes, after all, from a white supremacist.

If somebody wrote a book or screenplay about the Trump administration, an editor would send it back with the note "your metaphors are way too obvious -- try something more believable."

Come on, this character might be a long-term conservative but that doesn't mean he's gonna get all smug and moustache twirling evil about having children in cages.

Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ. (Yeah, this deserves spelling it out.) It's the reason medieval European Catholics invented the Spanish Inquisition (and its predecessors - it didn't just spring up overnight): because it was in the interests of the aristocracy to rid Europe of the Jews and seize their assets by claiming that they kidnapped Christian children and drank their blood as part of their religious rituals. (Never mind that Catholic ritual to this day consists of "turning wine into the blood of Jesus" and drinking it. Before or after a certain percentage of priests molest little boys? one wonders.)

Bet me the individual behind QAnon (I still maintain it's a single Svengali-like individual) was raised Catholic. So was the Marquis de Sade, but never mind.

Awwwww. I haz a sad.

Are they just recycling material from the satanic daycare panic of the '80s now?

In other news, DenOfGeek doesn't rate The Babysitter: Killer Queen, despite the success of the original.

Tom "Bones" Malone of Blues Brothers fame posted that yesterday on Facebook with the line, "Caption?"

Because of my company's social media policy I refrained from replying, "A good start?"

Wow. He hid his identity incredibly well. Clearly, his high-level CIA informant taught him all he knew.

So some trump supporters went around putting stickers all over gas pumps. Today the employees were scraping them off because it is vandalism. The manager at the gas station I normally go to says he has found the footage of the people who did it late last night and is giving it to the police. He says the idiots did not park out of view of the cameras so he has footage of their license plates (or some of them) and they will press charges along with other gas stations. Seems like a great plan to vandalize an area with lots of cameras to catch and prosecute drive offs on gas.

Then on the ride back home some Trumpista was boxing people in and making them look at his bumper sticker. He seemed to find it really amusing as he was laughing at people in his rear view. While he was doing that someone slipped in front of him and slid to a stop forcing him to veer off into the median and crash his car into a tree. I hope he has time to forward his mail in ballot to the hospital. I do feel sorry for the poor tree that gave it's life to end the car of a russian traitor.

When you are going to be an asshole and try to torture other people and start shit, it is a great idea to make sure you do not fuck up.

florida...

Now I know why I haven't gotten any MAGAC emails this morning. They're spending their budget bailing these idiots out.

Yep. Total distrust of the mainstream media but complete trust of social media. People like these are why we will fall behind China and other emerging economies. It’s been real.

From here: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/14/us/caputo-virus.html