2007 College Football Thread

Just did a little analysis. Here's why Mizzou will win tomorrow and become the new #1:

Opponents' overall combined record (currently)
Kansas: 50-77 (.393 winning Pctage)
Mizzou: 63-65 (.492)

vs. 5 common opponents
KU: 2 Blowouts, 3 other wins by single-digits
MU: 2 Blowouts, 3 other wins by double-digits

All things being equal (though they're not), Mizzou's tougher schedule has them better prepared for this game. Kansas won't know what hit them.

Rock...chalk...chicken! (Bawk-bawk)

GO MIZZOU!!!!!

 

Suck a dick, t-sips. Suck a big, black . . . wait a minute . . . I'm probably a day late and a dollar short on that one. What's something that sips hate? Oh yeah! Sleep with women, t-sips. Sleep with lots of women.

 

Fran stepped down, the Ags beat Texas, what a good day for you Ash.

Rock Chalk J-Hawk, beat the hell outta Mizzou!!!

 

The Fighting Manginos will win because they're a bunch of kids no one else wanted. Plus they're coached by a man who eats second helpings of awesome and win. Face it Missery, this year you've managed to prolong your eventual disappointment.




...and hats off, Ag.

 

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Best evah!

 

They are at the half in Kentucky....TN leading 24-7

Hope Kentucky has a better 2nd half...if TN looses the SEC Championship game will be Georgia v. LSU, if TN wins it'll them and LSU


But in better news, in about 10 minutes Georgia/GA Tech Tech is goin down for the 7th straight year!!!

 

I see O-State's defense is its usual porous self.

Sob.

 

That didn't take long.

 

What channel is that on? I can't find it.

 

It's on Fox Sports Southwest, FSN. State just scored. Thank God.

 

14-7 now? I don't get FS SW.

 

You don't get FSN? That sucks. It's channel 416 on Dish network. Yeah, it's 14-7.

 

DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4 tries and we can't punch it in from the one yard line!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

$%&*@#$%^&@!$#!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

They just went to OT in KY, tied 31

Georgia leads Tech 16-14 at the half...

 

sigh The field goal hits the upright and bounces out. You have to be able to make a 40 yarder. 3 times in the red zone without a touchdown. 28-10 is pretty lame, guys. It could have been 21-14 instead. Fumbling at the one centimeter line is pretty much a momentum killer from that moment on.

 

How did State get 17? It figures they'd finally score when I was on the throne.

 

And 17 is all they ended up with.

49-17, OU.

Until next year, Cowpoke fans! Boomer Sooner.

 

Meh, we lost to Troy. Nothing the Sooners can do could be worse than that.

Troy, A&M, & Texas, those are the game I'd like to have back. Gundy is fail and AIDS.

 

14-0 Mizzou, and the chickenhawk kicker just choked on a chip-shot FG!

 

I'm not the least bit surprised Mizzou is ahead. I bet 50 bucks on this game.

 

On Kansas?

 

No, on Missouri.

 

I'm pretty sure KU has enough penalty yards by now, they ought to be able to cash them in for a safety . . .

 

Columbia really ought to have gotten . . . oh.

I was going to say the Tigers really ought to have gotten a FG out of that, but evidently they had a brilliantly humiliating idea of getting a safety instead, so it all works out I suppose.

 

Man, that shot of poor Reesing with the chunk of turf in his helmet sort of said it all, didn't it? Talk about adding insult to injury.

Damn, the Tigers have got to keep that intensity in the fourth quarter or they won't beat the Sooners. They've got the talent, but they've got to keep that fire going. If Kansas knew how to do a proper on side kick it would have cost Mizzou the game tonight, them only being ahead by six at the time.

 

WAR GOD DAMN EAGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Mizzou's #1! Mizzou's #1!!!!! Toldyaso!

 

Oregon lost.

USC can still win the PAC-10. UCLA, we're comin' fer yoo!

 

Wow. Well I guess I have to pull for Mizzou now. Beat OU this time please.

 

Well it looks like this year's national championship is going to be a snooze fest between random U. and bumblefuck state.
The only thing I'm happy about this whole season is it's yet more proof that we need a playoff system. Mizzou better than LSU? or shit half the teams in the SEC? I don't think so.