I'd ask your doctor about the feasibility of surgically removing the stick up your ass, but hey.
Well, as long as your doctor is in agreement, you do you. I mean, do whatever you want, but I hope you are consulting with a provider regularly....
I'd have gone with the Cleveland Savages. Maybe make Christopher Columbus the mascot so people don't get the wrong idea.
Are you on any blood pressure meds? I'd be surprised if it was just the weight causing hypertension.
This quote seems a tad antithetical to your stated philosophy. Who's imposing these standards? I can see you having a real problem if it's @Diacanu....
I thought it was a guy wearing a black robe and carrying a scythe?
FTFY.
But she was dead the whole time, right? Twist!
I don't know what I like better, the Cleveland Cunts or the Cleveland Zodiac Killers.
I bet Christopher and Timo Salominomimi are all revved up.
If you want to brag, just brag. You don't have to add all that teachers should work summers shit.
I'm more of a Special Olympics guy. Seriously, I've gone for work. They're no-shit, uinironically inspiring.
If we really wanted children to succeed in the real world, we'd focus on teaching them how to kiss ass, look busy when they're not doing shit, and...
Holding the 2021 Olympics in the midst of a global pandemic is a tragic act of hubris. This can't end well.
Wow.
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