Hey mburtonk! Kill yourself.

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by We Are Borg, Jul 30, 2015.

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  1. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    We Are Borg, Jul 30, 2015
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  2. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    A search like that is gonna bring up a lot of posts.
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  3. gturner

    gturner Banned

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    That really is something that's not permitted on most boards, since sometimes there are suicidal people on them.

    Comedy boards are especially sensitive to the issue, and talked about it after Robin Williams' death.
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  4. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    And as we all know, WAB is noted for his sensitivity.

    Now, watch him go [​IMG] over this post. :bailey:
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  5. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Kill yourself :)

    And I say that having a friend that did kill himself in 2004 :bergman:
    Bickendan, Jul 30, 2015
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  6. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Oh, THAT'S WTF that was all about.
    :facepalm:

    I got one of those.
    :rolleyes:
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  7. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    gul, Jul 30, 2015
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  8. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    What we really need is for WAB to conduct a tutorial. :bergman:
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  9. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Reasons why suicide is funny:

    1) teenage funerals
    2) sad moms
    3) tragedy
    The Original Faceman, Jul 30, 2015
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  10. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    4) Lawsuits? Profit!
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  11. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    You first.
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  12. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    I don't find the topic amusing. You do. Prove your point. :bailey:
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  13. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    In some places, that's referred to as "culling the herd". :yes:
    We Are Borg, Jul 30, 2015
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  14. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Nice!
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  15. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    WAB is scared to show us how it's done. :no:
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  16. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    [​IMG]
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  17. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    If it's any consolation, I'll think of you every time I buy Trader Joe's olive oil. :itsokay:
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  18. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Sadly, lubak's no doubt awesome image doesn't load for me -- no hot linking says the image that does load.
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  19. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    It's a picture of Margaret W Bonano contemplating suicide.
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  20. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    All that education, and Face still can't spell. :jayzus:


    Ah, poor @Ten Lubak. Along with Face and Flashy and wee-willy Whistle-boy, he’s fallen into the Tamar Trap.

    Like his predecessors, he’s combed the Intarwebz looking for “dirt” on me and come up with nothing other than a screen cap from an interview that was included in the extra content on the Director’s Cut version of The Voyage Home.

    Why he thinks this would embarrass me is something I’d invite you to ask him. :mystery:
    garamet, Jul 30, 2015
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  21. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    This gives me an idea for our next marketing campaign.

    Wordforge, where you can tell people to die in a fire.

    Has a nice ring to it!
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  22. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    If you aren't at Wordforge, you should probably kill yourself.
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  23. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    That one's got twitter campaign written all over it, #DIAF
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  24. Chardman

    Chardman An image macro is worth 1000 words. Deceased Member

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  25. Tuttle

    Tuttle Listen kid, we're all in it together.

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    Got one for (very politely, mind) suggesting that Chup demonstrate his compassion & sincerity for victims of the recent US mass shooting with a bold statement of his solidarity. Heck, them Tibetan or Buddhist monks self-immolate in protest all the time, and even some minister of religion, Charles Moore, in 2014 self-immolated in a strip mall parking lot in Grand Saline, Texas to protest racism and discrimination (DOA upon arrival at Dallas hospital). But not Chup, like he really cares. :(
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  26. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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    I thought it was painless
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  27. Phoenix

    Phoenix Sociopath

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    Another list I didn't make...:(
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  28. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    Wouldn't surprise me if the guy lost someone he cared about to suicide. Regardless, the 'go kill yourself' meme is pretty fucking stupid.
    Demiurge, Jul 31, 2015
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  29. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    It's pretty hard for a Phoenix to die in a fire.
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  30. We Are Borg

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