The Republican Speakership battle

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  1. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Yes, too bad you can’t just force legislation down people’s throats with no dissent and just do whatever you want.
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  2. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    B..B..BLACKS having voting rights!!! :pwease: *gagging noises* :sick:
  3. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    What does my post have anything to do with blacks voting?
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    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Y'know, one of those evil things the Senate tried and failed to get passed.
    Good thing your precious elephants can stop such dastardly doings.
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    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    My understanding is that without first electing a Speaker they can’t vote on rules (like, what committees will there be, how are they constituted, how is legislation introduced and moved, how is it amended, basically everything on how the body will function).

    Meaning that basically everything will just be ad hoc, majority up or down. Chaos rules.
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  6. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Ergo, concordantly, inexorably, apropos, vis-à-vis.

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    Imagine being elected to Congress and actually having to work and make merry with that sad lot. It precludes most decent, self-respecting people from ever wanting the job.
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    This, for that reason, and that given how little they can accomplish anyone with some money or ability to earn some could do so much more without the hinderance of the evil sacks of shit in the legislature, judicial, and executive getting in their way.
  10. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    None -- the graphic is wrong. (The votes add up to 435, and there are only 434 members right now.)

    Aside from this particular faction of the Bugfuck Crazy Caucus consolidating their support around Gym Jordan, the only change from the first to the third ballot was Byron Donalds flipping from McCarthy to Jordan, but he also said he's open to voting for McCarthy again.

    You can get the full roll calls here:

    https://clerk.house.gov/Votes
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    How did Christianity end up as a get out of jail Hell free card? :chris:
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    Hell is canon. If there is anyone who can give an official get out of hell free card it should be the christians. It is kinduv the purpose of the whole religion.
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  17. notnick

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    maybe Gaetz thought AOC was the AOC and that is why he was talking to her!!!!
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  18. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    Trump has endorsed McCarthy. Gaetz vows to fight on. The comments section at Fox News are a thing of beauty, as they try to understand why Trump would endorse a swamp creature like McCarthy. LOL. Lots of posts saying 'I give up, I'm not voting for either party ever again!'
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  19. Ancalagon

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    So they got some lip readers to take a whack at the convo:

    https://twitter.com/badlipreading/status/1610463707049623553
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  22. Diacanu

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    Catholicism.
    Martin Luther tried to fix it, but sects always mutate.
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  24. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    Now there's reports that McCarthy wants to adjourn the House entirely today in order to try to lock down the votes.

    If only he were Speaker of the House he'd have that power... LOL.
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  25. The Original Faceman

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    Looks like they’re back at it.
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    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    Matt Gaetz saying "I'm a Florida man" better become this week's best soundbite

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  27. Ancalagon

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    And unless Ds no show (which they better fucking not) we are going to a 5th vote.
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  28. We Are Borg

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    It's going to a fifth vote.

    :reaganhithead::Obamadance::busheep:
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    At this point, if Kevin McCarthy actually cared about his country (and not himself), he'd find a compromise candidate to end this circus.

    But that ain't gonna happen, because Kevin McCarthy doesn't give a shit about the United States of America.
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    So it looks like McCarthy picked up no new votes and lost one to ‘Present’. So two rounds in a row where he has lost votes.
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