Have you ever been charged with a crime?

Incidental contact that no law enforcement would even bother with.

Literally akin to a parking lot door dinging

Probably. The real kicker is how you tricked the old lady you hit into pulling over so you could get a head start as you ran away from her.

So far nobody has found the bodies, so, no.

So property damage, akin to vandalism. Still a crime.

Not even that.

More like leaving the scene of an accident.

Doesn't matter how insignificant or minor the damage was, Dayton ran away.

From an old woman.

I was arrested for three hours for possession of a few grams of weed when I arrived from Amsterdam by train. The border police let me go after a very humiliating procedure which involved my asshole.

That was 20 years ago or so. No problems with the law since then.

Who cares.

Aside from some assholes on internet that is

It's just one more thing that proves that you're not morally superior to anybody here, coach.

Case closed.

The title said crimes so I don't think they are talking about petty misdemeanor stuff. This is for felonies.

I imagine the old lady you hit and ran from cares.

Assumes facts not in evidence

Oh yes I am.

Get used to it.

No, you're not, coach.

I am a Christian

The lowest and most vile Christian is greater and more moral and decent than the most ethical non christian.

Why can't you people understand that?

Upset your worldview too much?

You people need to be more open-minded

Yes ironic given most of you consider yourself so open-minded its lucky your cerebellums don't hit you in the ass.

However, you must admit from a non Christian perspective you are immoral. I would also like to note you are very immoral from a biblical perspective. You just ask for forgiveness, but you still do the immoral actions.

No you're not. The rest of your post is irrelevant since we can't get by your basic point.

Want to see a copy of my baptismal certificate?

Only if it's signed by Obama.

Jesus cares. He saw your sin, and I'm pretty sure his daddy has posted on here, so he knows too.

So you're saying a child diddling/murdering Christian is better than a non Christian who has spent their whole life helping others and giving to others? If you really believe that, you're incredibly stupid beyond any point you have shown up to now. It's not whether someone understands that, it's that you continue to blindly believe in idiotic positions when faced with overwhelming evidence in contrary to what you actually post and state. You claim of others not being open minded is just more proof of your own self contained bubble you live in where you continue as you have, and still can't understand what most people can by the time they're 18 years old.

For one, a real Christian would have prayed to be able to use the quote function correctly, and God would have granted it.

I tell you truly, God could raise up baptized children from these very rocks. He could even provide them with proper long-form birth certificates.

According to Dayton, Vlad the Impaler was a better person than Gandhi. Or Aristotle. Or Oscar Schindler.

Morality apparently has nothing whatever to do with what a person does.

A person doesn't earn their way to heaven via Ed

Surprised you don't know that