Have you ever been charged with a crime?

Sure shooter

Sure

I've never left the scene of an accident.

Of course I'm a superior driver than you because the only accidents I've had were the fault of the other drivers.

I also know how to use correct punctuation, (<--) coach.

Yeah, me neither. One time a lady bumped into me at the Burger King drive through. It wasn't hard, and I had a trailer hitch hooked up, so I knew she didn't hurt my truck, but I pulled up into a parking space, and she pulled up next to me. We got out, checked around, no damage, we were on our way. She wasn't scary at all, so I don't know what got @Dayton3 so spooked.

He admittedd what happened, he took off to go to his safe place. A safe place, from a little old lady. But of course, he wasn't under orders to confront her and choke her, or slap her.

Big man, along with Man Afraid blame other people for your failures

You should own up to your mistakes

I bolded the parts that might've made Dayton3 run off in such a cowardly fashion.

Unlike you, coach, I accept and acknowledge my failures.

Committing hit-and-run accidents isn't among them, though.

I followed the letter of the law Ed.

Sheriffs deputies I told that story to a few years later in the same town agreed with me

They also considered it hilarious

Good cops

Huh? It wasn't my fault you ran away from an old woman.

FTFY

Another lie, what would Jesus think?

"Blessed be the hit & runners, for they shall inherit the Arkansas."

You're such a badass.

You're so smart. Prove it.

You claimed the positive post, you are thus obligated to prove your position. Jesus agrees with me.

What would you like to see?

Already done

By your own admission and by your own hand.

You are assuming facts not in evidence, that's the same as lying. Jesus told me so. And one of the worst sins possible.

Poor bastards.

In Dayton's defence, Jesus was a scumbag.

yet again, no acknowledgement?

Is it because I'm a grown man and you only have about 50 lbs or so on me?

Just caught up on the thread. Looks like the fake christian got a good catch here. He's gonna need a bigger boat!

You know where I live kid

If you really have no fear you come to me.

But I'm not going out of my way to bother with some cowardly internet loser........

Yeah, yeah, we know.

FTFY

I can't get across the border, chickenshithawk. Actual convicted felon, remember?

C'mon... you claim to be a tough MMA guy who can punch out half of the board. I'm stepping up and the only condition is you have to cross the border. Hell, I'll even meet up with you at Niagara Falls... It'd be a Lundy's Lane rematch....

And "kid"?

Shit, I'm 47...

I honestly think Dayton needs a break from the interwebz. Guy completely lost it. It's painful to watch.

Younger than me

You forgot ethically and morally.

Why do you hate commas, "teacher" ?