Have you ever been charged with a crime?

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Have you ever been charged with a crime?

  1. I was charged, but not prosecuted

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  2. I was charged, prosecuted and acquitted

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  3. I was prosecuted and convicted and was given a fine/community service

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  4. I was prosecuted and convicted and did time

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  5. I'm as innocent as the archangel Gabriel

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  6. Fuck off you nosey bastard, I'm keepin' it hidden!

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  1. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    You are the one making threats
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  2. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Impressive

    Wrong on FOUR counts in only 20 words
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  3. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Indeed, I don't believe you think you're the best teacher. You pride yourself on just squeaking by and getting hired for positions no one else applied for :diacanu:
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  4. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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  5. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    He does that A LOT.
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  6. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    I wouldn't have left the scene of an accident, especially one involving a senior citizen.

    You apparently thought it was clever to run away like a bitch.

    One of the many reasons that you aren't superior to anyone here, coach.
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  7. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    God's gay for David, so he overlooked David's immorality ("Thou shalt not kill", "Thou shalt not commit adultery", "Thou shalt not covet" being the ones off the top of my head). So now David's shacking up with God and getting side chicks while God's not looking. And by side chicks, it's God's wife.
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  8. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Added quotation marks for ya :yes:
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  9. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    Old Testament doesn't count. Jesus died for Christians sins, so there's nothing a Christian can do that is evil, unethical, or immoral. :async:
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  10. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    David notices God's Wife. Decides he needs to bed her, and she is tired of God's shit, but God is the jealous type, and David doesn't want to have his mortal misdeeds around his neck...
    "Hey baby," David said, striking up a confident pose at the door frame. "Heard you got in another fight with Jaweh a bit ago. Why don't I make you feel better?"
    "Oh David," she said, shaking her head. "You're too kind, but you know how He is. Just talking to me in private will make Him angry."
    "I know, but I know how to make this work, but you'd have to do your part."
    "What are you talking about?"
    "You know his Messiah schtick He's been going on about?"
    "What about it?" she asked, not quite sure what David was driving at.
    "I think you know."
    She shook her head. "It won't work. He'll kill us both when He gets back, you know that."
    "No, He won't," David reassured her. "I've got a foolproof way to make this work. There's this chick, Mary, you see... What if Jaweh knocks her up with Himself?"
    She gasped. "He wouldn't!"
    "No, He wouldn't... normally," David easily agreed. "Buuut, if you give Him the go ahead... I bet you anything that He'll mellow out and we'll have humans celebrating this as a miracle."
    "David, you are a good for nothing, conniving and scheming man," she said with a smile. "What am I going to do with you?"
    "I have a few ideas," he said with a wink and an easy smile. Finally, he'd be able to cross a couple key items from his bucket list: Kill God, and Take God's wife. It'd teach Jaweh for making him bite the pillow.
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  11. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Well Dayton can't ask us to justify David then ;)
  12. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    [​IMG]

    Criticise @Dayton3 all you want, at least he responds, instead of demanding meaningful discourse and then running out of threads when it gets too tough.
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  13. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    The reason people take issue with this, much like when you hit your wife, is not because of the actual incidents, but rather your attitude in respect of them. You display a total lack of empathy and remorse for the people on the other end of these incidents and you think you're clever because nobody noticed, you didn't get a ticket or in the case of hitting your wife "it was years ago and she forgave me". You don't consider what could have happened to others involved or how they might have felt about it.

    Add this to other elements of your attitude towards things, such as your constant complaining about your jobs, blaming everyone else while refusing to even consider that you are the common element, and your lack of empathy for people like, for instance, the victims of war.

    Overall you have created the image of a particularly selfish and not particularly self aware individual, and one whose behaviour contradicts the Christian teachings he claims to value. The curiosity and incredulity from others tends to be over whether or not you are consciously aware of this.
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  14. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    I rountinely admit when I am wrong and one of the few people here who does. You certainly do not and are especially prone to fallacious thinking. Your favorite is slippery slope arguments, a person X then you jump and claim y, and z is what they meant when they clearly said X.
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  15. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Say what you want, but you're the one who demands meaningful discourse and then bottles it. :shrug:
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  16. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Uh... Can you back this claim up please?
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  17. Dayton Kitchens

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    In the words of Captain Kirk in " Man Trap".

    "You bleed too much"

    A person shouldn't have to ooze obvious empathy in order to care about people
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  18. Bickendan

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    Shouldn't have to, but you have a portrayal of not showing any at all.
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  19. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Yet you portray yourself as someone who is superior to others, but when faced with the reasons you are not you result to insults or one your limited responses that indicates you lack any real ability to debate with any reason or intelligence.
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  21. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    So, does the offer extend to the rest of north america?

    I'm only about an hour from Buffalo.

    Fuck, if we agree to video it, I'm sure WF would pay for your bus ticket.
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  22. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    You are admitted internet stalker who has been very open about being obsessed me.

    No offense intended
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  23. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    You misspelled cowardly, it isn't spelled 'c l e v e r'.
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    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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  25. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Actually, blasphemy the Holy Spirit is the one unforgivable sin. :async: Matthew 12:31
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  26. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    That in no way addresses what I said, and your comment only serves to reinforce it.
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    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Irrelevant to his comment.
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Fucked up quote tags aside, I wouldn't do it because I'm not a cowardly fuckwad like you are, coach. :)
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  29. Man Afraid of his Shoes

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    Oh yeah. I forgot about that one. :(

    What does that even mean?
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    Seriously. I know some people who used to be racists because they grew up in a conducive environment where that was the norm. They now freely admit they were wrong. Would that Dinner could draw such a conclusion.
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