Have you ever been charged with a crime?

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Have you ever been charged with a crime?

  1. I was charged, but not prosecuted

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  2. I was charged, prosecuted and acquitted

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  3. I was prosecuted and convicted and was given a fine/community service

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  4. I was prosecuted and convicted and did time

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  5. I'm as innocent as the archangel Gabriel

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  6. Fuck off you nosey bastard, I'm keepin' it hidden!

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  1. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Yes they do. Jebus said so.

    They don't earn their way to heaven via Dayton's opinion of the day. Jebus said so.
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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  3. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Well then what's the fucking point of repentance? Of humility?
    By your interpretation, I could become the next Hitler [:godwin:], and by uttering a phrase along the lines of "I've found Jesus! I'm a Christian!" before I die, I am absolved of all the wrong doing beforehand (or after, because I 'found' Jesus).
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  4. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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  5. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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  6. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    Yes, Dayton is convinced he'll go to heaven... his victim didn't die till later or directly from the injuries.

    Chickenshit still hasn't answered me over if his offer of "anytime, anyplace" applies to all of North America either...
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  7. OmIsLife

    OmIsLife Fresh Meat

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    I don't get caught.
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    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    No, O2C is clearly a master criminal. It's high time he got that off his chest. :lol:

    I have probably a dozen or more parking tickets, and four moving violations. None of that shit counts. Borderline would be something back when I was 19, although it was really a case of bad luck more so than law breaking. I was detained regarding a vandalism incident, and ordered to appear before a civil court magistrate. I was actually only a witness to three buddies engaged in the incident, but I was the guy caught when we all ran. Long story short, I was ordered to pay restitution, I made my buddies come up with the cash, and nothing ever went on my record. But I can truthfully say I was cuffed, rode in a squad car, and spent the better part of a night in a jail cell.
  9. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    David was called "a man after Gods own heart" yet he committed adultery and murder among other sins.

    Explain that.
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    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    The Bible isn't a history book?
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  11. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    According to another book I read a genie fit in a magic lamp for years and still was able to give three wishes when he got out.

    Explain that.
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  12. Order2Chaos

    Order2Chaos Ultimate... Immortal Administrator

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    In what context?

    Biblical: God couldn't find a better person in Israel to be a warrior-king than David.
    Historical: People wrote the Tanach and having an non-devinely ordained king wouldn't do, but they couldn't just lie about his sins because fact checkers so they said "God's cool with it."
    Atheistically: God doesn't exist and so it doesn't matter whether or not someone thinks he's "a man after God's own heart".
    Antitheistically: This is proof that God's heart is evil.

    ... do I need to go on?
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  13. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Please
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  14. RickDeckard

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    David was (at best) a semi-mythical character created to propgandise about a prevous golden age of kingship and to justify future rulers. In reality if he existed at all, he was a minor warlord ruling a miniscule territory.

    Now, what has this got to do with your trying to pretend that bad behaviour has nothing to do with being immoral?
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  15. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Sins or even crimes do not necessarily make a person immoral.
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  16. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    If you are to question what's in the Bible there is no point in talking about Christianity
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  17. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Oh , really? You think she didn't care that you hit her car and then ran aeay like a cowardly piece of shit?

    Come on, not even you are that stupid.
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  18. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Yes he is.
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  19. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    Never got to the part with the Good Samaritan I assume?
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  20. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    He's stuck on Noah.

    [Dayton3]oh that's a big boat!!!! Kewl!!![/Dayton]
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  21. markb

    markb Dirty Bastard

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    I'd really like to take your bible and smack you upside the head with it. Because since you don't actually read it, that's all it's good for. :facepalm:
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  22. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    @Dayton3

    Jesus wept. Christ, what a selfish simpleton.

    Unless of course you're just trolling, in that case: well done. But there's a special hell for trollers.
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  23. Dayton Kitchens

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    I didn't run away .

    I drove away at a whopping 5 mph.

    If she was bothered she could've caught me with ease

    Still don't understand why all of you are so worked up about this.

    Pretty certain that wouldn't be the case if it were shooter, gul, Ed629,dinner, markb even Rick.

    El Chup probably ,......
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  24. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    You do understand, you just want to pretend you do not. Oh, and I have no problems calling other people out as well as I frequently already do that.
  25. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    You know where I live bitch.

    Thought so
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  26. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    We are on this again? Every time you ate unable to back up some horse shit you wrote this vecomes your default .

    What is so hard about admitting you were wrong?
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  27. The Original Faceman

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    The only bitch here is the wife beating fake Christian felon who thinks he's the best teacher in the world.
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  28. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Come on here people. Dayton is not all that unique in his ideas that he is better than everyone else because he 's cool with his God based on some outlandish ideas of morality. Do some of you all live under a rock? I have come to realize there are a ton of decent Christian people who have empathy and caring for others, but there is a lot of them who believe like Dayton. To them you can be as nasty and immoral as you want because Jesus forgives you if you ask for it. That is just an open door for them to do vile things while also feeling they are mortally and spiritually better people than all the other scum who do not ask for Christ's forgiveness.

    You are not going to change most of them because then they would have to actually face themselves and what they have done. This is why Dayton is not a psychopath. A psychopath does not need to excuse their actions through God. Dayton is delusional, and a psychopath simply does not care. Dayton cannot face what he has done. It would break his heart and he would at the very least have a psychotic break. He is not going to do that for you people, and it is also probably the reason he seeks abuse. He is not alone, and there are a lot of people who use religion to excuse their deplorable actions.
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  29. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    What's that about an exploding irony meter? :rotfl:
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    markb Dirty Bastard

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