Have you ever been charged with a crime?

I thought you were a Canadian who can't cross the border because he has felony
Conviction

I don't

Which means that unlike you, I can go where I want, when I want.

While you are a prisoner of Canukhistan

And yet, you've gone nowhere.

Sure I have???!!

Entertainment value? And OMG, you took the time to look for and count up every pos rep from me?

Nice to see you admit it.

It's called courtesy and politeness. Dayton is the biggest idiot on the planet when it comes to PMs. He bombards you with questions and then ignores your answers completely, as his objective is to not to converse but rather to force you to accept his bizarre take on things. But he is a board member like everyone else and if he PMs me and he isn't trolling then I see no reason to simply ignore it for the sake of rudeness. So I answer as best I can.

That's fucking bizarre. Why would you waste your time?

Because he's a lawyer and that's their job description? I mean, you should know...

just call me schroedinger's turkey :gfy:

He is chup's dog.

Your bromance is quite noticeable. You do make a cute couple. How did you stay away from hit and run gym teacher for so long? Oh wait you are ignoring me so I will never have an answer. Oh well.

Dayton's cock tastes like beigels?

Why would you want to cross the border anyway? We keep all the gun nut wackos on that border.

It feeds his ego.

Funny thing, I can get into many other countries despite my record... it isn't that I can't leave Canada, rather I can't get into the USA since the post 911 tightening restrictions. Shame, as I have family I'd like to meet who live there.

Why don't they come see you?

Broke ass retirees, and it's a fuck of a lot cheaper to accommodate one person than 3-5.

But back to why you'll issue an open challenge to dance and then back away like the chickenshithawk you are?

Me. Back away from a Canadian?

You're kidding of course.

Because nobody goes to Canada! Because it's not real!

AFAIK Dayton only hits women, so he probably would back down.

SJW's have charged me with plenty of thought crimes.

I'm sad @Anna hasn't noticed my horrible Bible fanfic

well you sure as shit won't answer an invitation...
but amuse us with what inherent superiority you have over a Canadian?

Someone who's smarter then you, has more charm then you, is more interesting then you and is an all around better person then you.

You asked.

Prove it

Proof