His name was Gturner

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  1. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    ...And he was awesome. He ran circles around the liberals in this board. They are more terrified of him than even the vaunted
    @Sokar.

    You didn’t ban him, you made him a martyr.
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  2. Ebeneezer Goode

    Ebeneezer Goode Gobshite

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    He was a fucking idiot. 1% gold nuggets firmly embedded in 99% shit, which isn't a problem unless you're outposting bots, in which case, not only a fucking idiot, but a pathetic fucking idiot.

    If you want to honour him, try and reduce your posting content from 100% shit to 99% shit, we're all winners then.
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  3. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    No, no, no. :(
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  4. K.

    K. Sober

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    Pretty sure they did, mate.
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  5. matthunter

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    He was a cunt from a long line of cunts, genetically selected (by extensive inbreeding) for their cuntishness.

    Also, you can only martyr someone if they have followers. Contrary to what Poodle apparently thinks, humping his leg doesn't count.
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  6. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    @gturner had serious mental issues
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  7. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    George Turner is one heck of a paranormal investigator. Damn anyone who says otherwise.
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  8. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    I thought he was a rugby player. :huh:
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    Zombie dead and loving it

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    His banning was bullshit but he's not awesome. He sucked as a poster.
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    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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  11. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    All the denial is just sad. :(
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  12. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    "Are."
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    K. Sober

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  14. 14thDoctor

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    I know nothing about the guy in real life, but I basically assumed he was handicapped and housebound and that fucking with people online was his main if not only distraction from that, kinda like Chardman.

    I'm glad he's gone, but I wont begrudge the guy trying to find what happiness he could. :clyde:
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    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    He was a showgirl
    With yellow feathers in his hair and a dress cut down to there
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  16. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    he didn't run circles around anyone... he just spun his wheels in place.
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  17. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Poor SHRERPL. So ronery!

    Almost as ronery as Flashy... :loltears:
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    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    His banning was B.S. but he wasn't a great poster in terms of post quality.
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    Kommander Bandwagon

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    I don't care about anything going on in this thread, but I want people to pay attention to me.
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  20. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Ever notice how your guys are banned or dead, and I'm still here stomping your ass into a mudhole?
    Cuz I'm the hero that WINS, biznach! :diacanu:
    If all your heroes LOSE, it doesn't fucking MEAN anything!
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  22. matthunter

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    And yet you're still here. And me. So it wasn't that.
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  23. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    His banning was bullshit.
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    Skrain Dukat Banned

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  25. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Hey how's your Friday going
  26. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    You should leave forever to make a point again
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  27. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Nah, my life just wouldn't be as fulfilling if I didn't have you bozos to tie in knots.
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  28. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    How knotty of you.
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  29. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Gturner was a fucking raving lunatic. Plus he was competition on my tldr reputation. He is over at troll kingdom spouting his crazy if you miss him so much. Nothing is stopping him, but we don't need to listen to it anymore. Plus he was a sneaky little bitch trying to get everyone banned by giving them his user name and password and asking him to log onto his account to see some imaginary conspiracy where the mods here were working with Obama to play with the implants the government installed in his head. Luckily they banned him before everyone who was stupid enough to log into his account got reported by him for hacking. That was the lamest fucking troll ever but people still fell for it.

    Besides we always have his ohdeve dual floating about, and little bitches like you to whine about the good old days when he was telling us which rocks in his back yard Obama installed microphones in.
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  30. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Oh come on, you are complaining about how he felt Clinton had genetically engineered German shepherds to spy on him because he heard barking in his head? Or maybe it was his advice on how to make tinfoil hats into the best geometrical shape to stop the government satellites from accessing your brain waves. Dude was a fucking crazy. His ban wasn't bullshit. His ban was because he gave out his user name and password in an attempt to entrap people into logging into his account so he could get them banned for hacking. Only the mods caught on because someone told them, perhaps me, about what the crazy lying fuck was doing. If I didn't he would have ratted you out and got you banned for hacking his password because that was his master plan. You were saved from your own stupidity for trusting him.
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