His name was Gturner

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    I can accept this argument.
    However, I'm not unbanning him.
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    I had Sokar crying like a baby. LOL
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    i think some of that was the chemo, dude
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    Get a life, dildo. :lol:
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    Gturner? Was he the one who worked at Arby’s and collected his own shit in jars around his house? I think I remember him. I’m not sure why apostle defends that self professed pedophile except that they share white nationalist views and also enjoy slobbering man cock every now and then.
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    gturner is still alive? I figured he would have won a Darwin Award by now.
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    He was once intimate with the leg of a wandering saxophonist. He had wet dog smell, even when dry. And he was not above chasing the number 29 bus.
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    gturner the Seth Rich of Wordforge! :lol:

    Unban the dummy. Let's see what he's capable of now.
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    Wow, this thread is trash :lol:

    This is why people think you're gay
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    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Am I the only one who's reminded of this scene from "Fight Club"?



    Just want to point out that you should probably listen to the director's commentary for the film.
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    Who is this flashy you speak of?
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    He just wanted to win a Forgie. Best poster, biggest idiot? Either fits on a mantel and one can be won with little effort at all.
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    Dinner will never win an award. He molested several members that no longer post here.

    #metoowordforge
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    :wtf:

    Is that really the excuse you're using?

    For Christ's sake, Stephen Hawking did better with his right cheek than you do with two working thumbs.

    Lay off the booze. :rolleyes:
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    A cracked screen doesn’t explain “bull shit” when it should be “bullshit”. He puts spaces between lots of terms like that that should be one word.
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    We won't have to worry about his spelling anymore.

    :yes:
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