FUCK you, Albert, you pretentious fucking fraud.

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  1. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    I'm in my kitchen on my iPad using Tapatalk!
    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee, Jun 26, 2011
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  2. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    I'm posting this from my keypad phone while biking down I-84 through the Gorge. Using Tapatalk! :polarslam2:
    Bickendan, Jun 26, 2011
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  3. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    Mine is 57¾. :)

    In metric.

    Asyncritus, Jun 27, 2011
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    Jenee Driver 8

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    The only IQ test I took was after about an 8 or 10 hour drive - no dinner first, no shower or clean up - just straight to the test. I had a headache, and had been 10 years out of high school, so ... my score was pretty low - about ... 114, I think. Also, I'd spent most of my teen years burning off brain cells.

    But, in an alternate universe, I'm a fucking rocket scientist.
    Jenee, Jun 27, 2011
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  5. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    When it's time to transition to PCH, just continue driving straight ahead.
    The Original Faceman, Jun 27, 2011
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  6. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    Oh, man. Almost didn't notice this. Sorry, Face, I would have replied sooner, it's just that you're not that important.
    John Castle, Jun 27, 2011
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  7. Dr. Drake Ramoray

    Dr. Drake Ramoray 1 minute, 42.1 seconds baby!

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    Dr. Drake Ramoray, Jun 27, 2011
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  8. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    I call dibs on "Mike the Kike."
    Volpone, Jun 27, 2011
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  9. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Leave me out of this. :nono:
    Muad Dib, Jun 27, 2011
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  10. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Warned post. Revealing RL info outside of Blue Room. :nono:
    Apologize to Muad; comments to MA.
    Bickendan, Jun 27, 2011
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  11. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    Chicken fried steak sounds really tasty right now. Nice big one with mashed potatoes, green beans and buttered bread. Big glass of milk to go with it. End the day with a ballgame and a couple of Ranger I.P.A.s.
    John Castle, Jun 27, 2011
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  12. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    Gentleman Jack isn't the best whiskey I've ever had. But it is the best one for under $30.
    John Castle, Jun 27, 2011
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  13. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    Forget more cowbell. We need more UA!!
    Ward, Jun 27, 2011
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  14. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    He's so late to this party, there isn't even any point in his showing up now. All he'd get to do is bag up the empties and take 'em out to the curb.
    John Castle, Jun 27, 2011
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  15. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    Heh, heh-heh. You said "bag". I bet he's got some spare baggies...
    Ward, Jun 27, 2011
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  16. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    Mordachai Richler Approves!
    Spaceturkey, Jun 27, 2011
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  17. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    shootER, Jun 27, 2011
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  18. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    Eh... is that a drawing of an enraged mutant penis?

    Ohhhh, no, I get it now! It's Uncle Albert!

    Well... Uncle Albert. Enraged mutant penis. Six of one, half dozen of the other.
    John Castle, Jun 27, 2011
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  19. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Bickendan, Jun 27, 2011
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  20. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    This thread has not yet run its course.
    John Castle, Jun 28, 2011
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  21. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Did he call in sick?
    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee, Jun 28, 2011
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  22. Powaqqatsi

    Powaqqatsi Haters gonna hate.

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    Let's sum up so far:

    JC: "UA, please please please please please please pay attention to me!"
    Powaqqatsi, Jun 28, 2011
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  23. Llumnissa

    Llumnissa Stupid people are still stupid....

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    FTFY
    Llumnissa, Jun 28, 2011
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  24. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    You're one twisted chick, aren't you? :wtf:
    John Castle, Jun 28, 2011
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  25. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    FTFY
    John Castle, Jun 28, 2011
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  26. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    It turns out you're too much of a douchebag to respond to. :shrug:
    The Original Faceman, Jun 29, 2011
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  27. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    :lol: Sure, that MUST be what it is.
    John Castle, Jun 29, 2011
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  28. NeonMosfet

    NeonMosfet Probably a Dual

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    Is someone on their way to Yo Farmville?
    NeonMosfet, Jun 29, 2011
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  29. TheBrew

    TheBrew The Hand of Smod

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    I just think that it is funny that his dual, skinofeveil, is repping in almost every post in this thread.

    Which makes me think he is prepping for some sort of backlash.

    Does that make this thread a ninja repwhine?
    TheBrew, Jun 29, 2011
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  30. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    Do you still perform cunnilingus on otters?
    John Castle, Jun 29, 2011
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