From the dawn of time he came, moving mostly silently down through the centuries, except when he jostled Sean Connery's elbow and got chewed out for...
But abusing similes is fun! And drat, forgot the damn paragraph spacing. Thanks
On the minor side-trip about the guy who took a high-speed baseball massage: I wonder how "uncomfortable" he was because he didn't wear one?...
My guess is that this either really sucks, or it's so awesome that y'all's fingers go numb and nerveless when it comes time to pipe up. :P
I really have nothing of substance to add to this thread except that it's 5 A.M., I just got back from filming about 20 minutes ago, I'm dog tired...
I've discovered it's basically a feast or famine life. I'm still trying to verify that there's actually a 'feast' part involved at some point, but to...
(continued) I lifted the novice heavy’s gun and wallet, then cuffed his wrists to the armrest of the chair before I locked up and left. The...
Let me know what you think of this. The city has a soul, no matter how hard it tries to fight the fact. The streets full of pits and cracks,...
Oh, now that's just not true. Obama doesn't eat babies. Obama sells the babies to military contractors' R&D divisions. Then he eats the contractors.
Tijuan Edwards... Jovon Lee... Melvin Vallejo... Rodrick Scott... Ricardo Valdez... Willie Short... Nope. No theme there.
Okay, I got one: What's the saddest thing about Michael Jackson's death?
I know the feeling. When a hippie tells me 1 plus 1 equals 2, I can't help but scoff dismissively. After all, the brand's way more important than the...
One day, I too shall return to Oregon. Was trying to figure how to make that sound all ominous and shit, but the word 'Oregon' really just nixes all...
Like you didn't see this one comin'.
Does anyone really think anything will actually happen even if it's found that he's not eligible?
"We don't need them in places with alcohol and families." Is it bad that this sentence made me laugh my ass right off onto the floor? "Fahr up...
Is she nuttier'n'a bag o' Planters? Very probably. Is she wrong, though? Either way, she's funny as hell to watch. :D
Time to buy guns, ammunition, a boat and fuel, and make a certain fictional Captain's quote my motto: "I just wanna go my way."
Is 'civil disobedience' something that still happens here? Most of the time, for it to be truly disobedient it has to get pretty uncivil...
Screw it, if worse comes to worst, we right-wing nutbags can always just invade Mexico.
Since my last thread was picking on word usage, and people seemed to get a kick out of that, here's another rumination. Ever notice fat chicks...
Hmmm. So it's not a "receding hairline" -- it's an "advancing forehead." Female cancer patients will no longer have mastectomies, they'll benefit...
The new EEE PC netbook is "one inch thin." Yesterday, a woman at a cafe downtown told the wage rat behind the counter that she's "54 years young."...
Aye, it looked like the noobTrek guys tried to cop Firefly's approach to effects -- but neglected to notice that the camera only really got shaky...
And there's my "seismic-level WTF" of the day. Thank you, baba.
Eh, somehow Spock trying something daring and royally screwing it up, to me, seems like a far more serious and thought-provoking thing to do. Not to...
Spock's mind-meld narrative: (I don't remember the original verbatim but it would start like this...) Spock: "Romulus's sun was dying. The newly...
Okay, I've got one that's even closer, then. Many property management companies prohibit the placement of signs or placards on rental property by...
Can we get them all together in a hangar somewhere? There must be some way to fit them all into the back of a C-130 and use them to put out those...
That's the danger of paying too much attention to cartoon bears. Or talking animals in general.
Hrm. Well, I was going for 'obvious by virtue of extreme' with the horse analogy, I admit. Perhaps a more accurate analogy would be a landlord...
The first thing I thought was Sodom and Gamorrah. But Sodom's in northern Cali and Gamorrah's across the country. Then I thought, hmm, Biblical...
Well, this isn't surprising at all. After all, everyone knows that Russians inwented talking babies.
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