UA voting tangent

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Uncle Albert, Jul 27, 2020.

  1. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    I'm going to need someone to sketch me a diagram illustrating how the choice of one dumbass over some other dumbass doesn't still result in a dumbass in the white house.

    Yeah, yeah.."But MY preferred dumbass wears the right colored jersey and smells like flowers! You are evil incarnate for not embracing it as axiomatic!"

    Fuck off. :brood:
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  2. Tuckerfan

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    Well, you only have two choices. And right now, one of them is destroying our standing in the world and eroding our civil rights. I doubt if Biden could do the same with as much efficiency.
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  3. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Seems as if we have to explain the concept of a meme to UA. Maybe siphon his chronic rage into a separate thread?
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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  5. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    As a self-styled expert on dumbassery, perhaps you're the one who should enlighten us. :bailey:
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  6. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Oh goody. I get a tangent. :rolleyes:

    FALSE. "None of the above" remains a perfectly valid, and for me the most attractive, option.

    Enlighten this. :finger:
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  7. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Well that's cool since you're a white guy who won't get shot for buying Skittles or "fitting the profile" or having an eighth of weed in your possession.

    For everyone else, were not looking to gamble our lives away.
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  8. Tuckerfan

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    You want to lay money that it will be someone other than Trump or Biden who wins the election? You can vote third party all you want, but you’re going to end up with Trump or Biden.
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  9. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    So edgy, pretty sure no one has ever made this assertion before

    You go trailblazer!
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  10. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Fixed.

    Damn. No strikethroughs for me.

    It's adorable you still think pulling a lever for the "correct" team will fix anything.
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  11. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    UA doesn't vote. He whines, bitches, and throws himself on the floor foaming at the mouth. That's his solution to everything.
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  12. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    As effective at fiction as you ever were. :yeehaw:
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  13. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    The search function disagrees. Unless you're claiming your posts are fiction, and you show up at the polls even on off years. :yes:
  14. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    Normally, I'd agree with @Uncle Albert in that you should never feel you are voting for the "lesser of two evils". I've often voted for "third parties"... but then my country's parliamentary democracy system is a bit more forgiving of third (and even fourth) parties.

    In the case of the 2020 POTUS election, however, you have a stark and important choice. You have, without question, the worst president in the history of the republic. History will very likely show that not only did he commit criminal acts while in office, he may even have committed treason -- one of the highest crimes in the land. Even if you disagree about his potential criminality, there's no debate that he utterly failed the nation in the worst public health crisis in over a century.

    Faced with that choice, even I would vote for whoever had the best chance of tossing that tosser out on his ass.

    Anyone who chooses otherwise seriously needs to think about their moral compass.
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  15. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Let's try something...

    *Q snaps America into utopia*

    *The end of a rainbow lands at Albert's feet*
    *Skittles rain down on him*
    *A little hot air balloon with a basket of kittens lands next to him*

    UA- *Wafting the kitten balloon away, and punching at the Skittles* Get the fuck away from me!!! :brood:

    Me- *Holds out a pouch of Tommy Chong brand legal weed, and Snoop Dog brand legal weed* :D

    UA- *Grabs them both with a barely grateful gutteral grunt* :brood:

    Me- Love you too! :waving:

    UA- *Disgusted grumble* :brood:
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  16. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    @Uncle Albert takes pride in the fact that he doesn't vote, ever. He considers himself above all that. Whattaya gonna do? :shrug:
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  17. We Are Borg

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    That sort of attitude is what lets despots win, and gives us morons like Donald J. Trump.

    I certainly was no fan of George W. Bush but I don't think at any point he acted contrary to what he thought was in the nation's overall best interest. That doesn't preclude him being involved in backroom dealings and skulduggery, but name a politician who isn't compromised in some way.

    In the case of Donald J. Trump, though, he's only ever acted to further one interest: his own. He doesn't give a shit about anything or anybody but himself. The idea of public service is a completely foreign concept to him.
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  18. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    So then you are voting for Trump since Biden was a huge part of making the drug war due to his racism, and he has supported tough on crie bills which have resulted in the school to prison pipeline for black people. He has also been a part of restricting busing to better schools, and horrible banking policies which have kept poor black students out of higher education over the years.

    Yes, I know Trump is an onpenly bigoted person, but he has not done this level of damage over the years as some idiot who failed a bhunch of casinos and took out a newspaper ad. Biden is technically the worst person on this issue having multiple years of creating and voting for these issues. Trump is bad but he has not created and voted for these sorts of things over the years like Biden has.

    Let us not pretend there is no history and whitewash it away for the dems.
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  19. 14thDoctor

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    1. If you haven't figured it out by now, you're obviously not trying to understand at all. No point giving you more attention, since no one seems to be taking you seriously in the first place.

    2. The "angry privileged white dude" schtick is played out. You're not Eminem, this isn't 1999. :dayton:

    3. Something something, sexually transmitted stupidity, something something. :async:
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  20. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Prefacing this to say - as anyone who's a regular here knows, but UA needs to have 'splained to him - I'm all for legalizing weed, even if I don't partake myself.

    That said, I've wondered ever since his first post here why a daily, long-term toker like UA is SO FUCKING ANGRY!!!!! all the time.

    Trust WebMD to point out that some people have adverse reactions to weed, including (but not limited to):
    • Random thinking
    • Paranoia
    • Anxiety
    Hmm, who does that remind us of? :thinking:
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  21. Uncle Albert

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    The search function is not the problem. Your diseased habit of "interpreting" things to suit your attention-seeking behavior is.
  22. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Accepted. :salute:
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  23. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    I have voted for every single worth candidate who has run during my eligible years. :finger:
  24. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    But you and your screechy, effeminate "I'm an ally! Look how much of an ally I am! " schtick is just daisy fucking fresh.
  25. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    It does. That meme isn’t great. We will have a dumbass in the White House regardless.
    Negative. I just think the current level of stupidity combined with the narcissism and emotional intelligence of a toddler has long since passed annoying/embarrassing and is actually quite dangerous.

    :mrsa:
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  26. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    It's an asset.
  27. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    This is new.
  28. Uncle Albert

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    :dayton:

    Any minute now....
  29. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    You're going to realize how silly it was to react so extremely to what was probably one of the most benign memes in that thread?
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  30. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    1) the strikethrough code is [ s ] now :async:

    2) it's either pull the level or pull out the guns and fight your way in the upcoming Civil War that is very likely going to ensure if another Electoral victory happens War doesn't make for good vibes to get stoned with, I hear.

    I'm far from a Biden fangirl and I be lying if I didn't consider sitting this out after he got the nomination since California is reliably blue. That was 3 months and 100 thousand COVID-19 deaths ago.

    The time for political purity passed the minute Trump submitted his candidacy in 2015.
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