I'm back too, but I don't know if I was ever gone.
It had a good run, no sense pouting.
I loved Chuck, but the networks never gave it the credit it deserved.
Governments don't care who is made financially responsible as long as it isn't them and they can enforce it by law. In America, if your name is on...
Saw the movie tonight, was pretty fun, but I'm confused by the flow of events. In the original timeline, K launched the Arc-Net in 1969, foiling an...
I'm not young, I'm going to be 30 this fall.
Because men don't find me attractive :sob:
Why does everyone keep thinking I'm dead? Is it the smell?
There's 4 cubic yards of wedding decorations purchased at 'Hobby Lobby' in her garage right now.
Expect many 'crazy mother-in-law' stories. I've been engaged 4 weeks, she already bought centerpieces for the reception without consulting us....
I guess I forgot to post it here, but I got engaged last month. We've been dating for 16 months, and I decided to do a big public proposal in front...
[img] Posted this on reddit earlier.
This feels like a satire piece.
The problem wiht classic costumes is they look silly in real life. How bad would a yellow wolverine be onscreen?
Battlefield earth isn't even so bad its good, its just bad. I'm looking forward to the hilarity of that 'space prison' movie coming out next month.
It'll play Stairway to Heaven in less than 12 parsecs.
For the record, I will be there in whatever park they put the cloned mammoths in the first day its open to the public. I don't care what it costs,...
Here's where I'm having trouble with this; You're filming a wooly mammoth over open ground, how do you NOT run towards it to get as much good...
Is this a comedy, or just so awesome I can't stop laughing?
It bothers my girlfriend that I don't use her GPS. If we're going somewhere, I look up the directions and either remember them or if its complicated...
Fun fact: The guy who shot her is so crazy he believes he's killed her, and refuses to acknowledge that she might be alive.
You know how the MPAA could save money? Offer streaming videos from their websites for anyone who wants to see a movie thats been released to...
I watched the first two episodes. I laughed a total of three times, and all three were jokes by peripheral characters. I'm not sure who Chelsea...
We broke their spirits. We destroyed their culture and national identity and moved them thousands of miles from their homeland, robbing them of any...
I've not seen pictures, but I imagine she stripped her way through college.
"Oil? An emergency? Ha! It's about time the people who run this planet of yours realised that to be dependent on a mineral slime just doesn't make...
I feel like Iran threatening to block the straits is about as threatening as a kid threatening to hold his breath so he won't have to go to bed. He...
I saw that, is this a real movie?
If he's maintaining an erection for 9 hours 58 minutes, doesn't that also mean he's not urinating for that long, too?
He's going to create the Trump Party. Its going to be the classiest, highest-quality political party you've ever seen. Makes the Whigs look like...
So when I said the thing about gun-shaped pizza, I guess nobody realized that the thread I posted in first when I came back WAS the gun-shaped pizza...
Good to see you too, Ramen. I have your avatar on a t-shirt.
Why did you guys think I was dead? I tried to do a name search on wf, but I didn't find any threads speculating about my whereabouts. I check in...
The concept of Xmas is about 900 years old Deal with it.
Mars actually has 1/3rd the gravity of earth, meaning that his effective strength is tripled. If an olympic athlete can get his body to about 20 mph...
There's not nearly as much 'hurr mystery' as LOST, and the questions that ARE raised actually get answered and make sense.
Yeah, the soldiers just held her arms while he shot her.
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Do you remember the soldiers were also 'making examples' of people who resisted during the occupation? They executed Washington in the town square...
Except they actually threatened to murder a person who was believed to be mentally handicapped just because he was inconveniencing them. You're...
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