Since Alabama is the 5th most obese state in the U.S. you could make a pretty good flare out of your porker hunting buddy if you were lost in the...
In Victor Hugo's novel, Esmeralda is the child of two white French people - an aristo and his mistress whom he abandons when she becomes pregnant....
Mary! Have you thought of writing Civil War bodice rippers? With prose like that you could be the Barbara Cartland of Dixie.
All those children sound like they were named after sled dogs.
That looks delicious. What's your recipe?
Shocking that no one has mentioned Tacky's (sic) alleged "giant yellow beanbag chair."
Yeah - horrible casting for the movies. (Although Child didn't mind if Cruise wanted to play tough guy. Child made a mint. Who can blame him?) I hope...
Lee Child's fictional Jack Reacher is always surprising the bad guys by suddenly crunching their faces in with his elbows. And as usual with Child,...
The story is a hoax. http://hoax-alert.leadstories.com/721540-hoax-zoo-employee-not-killed-trying-rape-alligator.html
Annalee, I'm so sorry about your daddy, and as Garamet said, he's tough. I know this must be scary, but with Dayton's stubbornness and modern...
Yeah, it did, especially the post about longing to be part of a modern day Knights of the Round Table with other manly men and no womenz. I remember...
I'm probably going to regret asking this, but why do you find non-vaginal sex icky? Even the wizened, Gollum-headed, televangelist scamster, Pat...
Dayton never molested geezers at his father's nursing home. Although he might have winked at a burly, macho orderly.
Barbara Charline Jordan (February 21, 1936 – January 17, 1996) was an American politician and a leader of the Civil Rights movement. She was the...
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Loved the pictures from the rally. So many of them looked like this: http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/glumpy-two-glenn-beck.jpg...
I hate the bastards too. They'll suddenly just sting you for no reason other than they're ornery. I've gotten rid of them by simply waiting for...
Okay, don't read this if you haven't eaten dinner yet. "The turkey vulture has few natural predators. Its primary form of defense is vomiting....
Christ, her private life is nobody's damn business. Logan is a brave and intelligent journalist respected by soldiers and her peers in the news media...
Re: Batboy is Frustrated! Batboy is lucky. I'm so nearsighted I can't see the lines at all. Plus, the guano market has gone bust so it's piling up...
I wish the TV weather people would quit acting hysterical and stfu. When are they going to trot out the asshole who fries an egg on the sidewalk?...
This is what happens when you use the metric system - missing feet.
I think she has an excellent chance for a TV career: Judge Fat Ass Whale. Not as alliterative as Judge Judy but great entertainment value. Comedy...
He made a toothpick disappear and a student freaked out. Kids today. They need toughening up. Back in my day when the teachers turned us into rats we...
You can use the shavings as a thrifty substitute for coconut sprinkles when you're frosting a cake. :drool:
I don't think they would've bothered him if he had stood and prayed after the aircraft was in flight. Some years ago I was on a flight to England and...
I've just discovered the Irish writer Ken Bruen and his Jack Taylor mysteries. Good stuff - hard-boiled Irish noir.
Uglier & uglier. And it's only February. "Revenge is like serving cold cuts." --Tony Soprano
Good for you for following up with a complaint to the patient Advocate. Maybe this incompetent asshole will at least get tagged in a file somewhere...
Batboy is much braver than Chiroptera who would rather lead apes through hell than shop on Black Friday. "Trampled" is such an awful word. And fate.
Perhaps Pat was just smitten by how fabulous Rudy G. looks in fishnet stockings.
I shave crop circles on Robin Williams's back every other week. It seems to make him happy.
This is stunning, horrible news. Techman has been on the boards for as long as I can remember. Although I didn't agree with some of his opinions, I...
My otter is sensitive and if he HEARS about Rosie he will curl up under the sofa and cry.
My OTTER is thinking of running for President.
She might be TENSE.
Or run down the AISLE and knock out all the guards with mad ninja skills.
My ELAND likes to tango.
Zombies hunting down bards - sounds like a good plot for a B movie DRAMA.
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