No, not the Santa Clause one that's going to Disney, this one's on ABC.Kat Dennings To Star With Tim Allen In ABC Comedy Pilot ‘Shifting Gears’...
Shit's really getting Orwellian, if you ask me.Warner Bros. is now erasing games as it plans to delist Adult Swim-published titles Warner Bros....
If his parents find out he's definitely going to be grounded.
Scenario: You are in need of a product or service. You have a friend or other social relationship with someone who owns a business that provides that...
THIS forum beats SpaceBattles in the stupid department BIG TIME: http://wordforge.net/index.php And YES , wurdphorge is THE ONLY board from which...
Just before 6am, there was a knock at the door, and Princess, my room mate, got there first, then came to get me. "The police are here," he said. I...
Everyone wants to bitch, so what should we do instead?
Not asking for legal advice. Person involved has a lawyer, so everything is good on that front. Just asking for speculation on what the fuck might be...
@Uncle Albert @Bill Carson @ed629 @Kommander Who else? ... Has to pee really bad right now?
Near the end of 2020, I needed a new computer chair, so I bought one of those race car chairs of Amazon. All metal frame! 400lb capacity! Super...
They look weird, and leave the testicles vulnerable. Can we put some kind of cartilage lattice or something in there to offer more protection? And...
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Before now, I've only brought cars privately. That's pretty easy: buy car, take title to Secretary of State office (because we don't have DMVs, for...
I don't think this video is a real news broadcast... [media]
So, I was playing HYPER-REALISTIC SEX GAME CUM IN 30 SECONDS NO CREDIT CARD REQUIRED, and I was in MILF Gangbang (multiplayer) mode, and the dude in...
If @Lanzman gets to create his own thread, I see no reason why I shouldn't.
Is one tangent-generation thread really enough? Discuss. On a related note, does anyone know how many NFTs I can buy with 78.669 Dogecoin?
So, my stupid mouth apparently decided "hey, know what would be fun? An abscess!" So, I should probably have a dentist look at it. The way this...
OnlyPorn, the world's 789th largest porn website, has decided to ban the use of electric fans on set for their OnlyPorn Originals in-house projects,...
I had a Saitek p990. [ATTACH] I mostly used it for emulators, and it was good because the button layout reasonably approximated pretty much all...
FUCK! Okay, I'm at the thrift store, and someone bumps in to me. :shakefist: While desperately trying to grab a nearby shelf so I don't fall on my...
Since I'm not allowed to do math in the Red Room, and I'm terrible at math as it is, I figured I'd show my work here so someone can tell me where and...
You know what you did. :madcookie:
Should I start checking in every few hours? Please don’t. Seeing as how @His Grace Faceman the Duke of Wordforge isn't the boss of me, I'm going to...
Telling me when to stop and go on roads that my tax dollars paid for? It's a clear example of government overreach. Fuck traffic lights and stop...
His jokes aren't landing, and yet he keeps trying and just ends up making things worse and looking more dumb. When he didn't get what he wanted out...
[ATTACH] Exactly the sort of thing @Fisherman's Worf would do. I hope that on your way to work on Monday when you stop at a gas station to fill up...
I'm better than he is and he's not worth my attention. He's so not worthy of my attention that I started a thread about it. Because, that's what you...
Random bouts, or as some places call them, "surprise fisticuffs," are probably the best way to handle disputes. The next time Karen wants to speak to...
Here's the list! Let me know if I forgot anyone. Wouldn't want to be excluding people, that would be rude.
There's no need to present it though. He knows what he did and he needs to answer for it. Although, he's not as terrible as he could be. I mean,...
So, I was reading through posts I've made here like I do sometimes because I think I'm hilarious, and I noticed something. In September of last...
I mean, we all know what he did. Also, he's clearly history's greatest monster if the data is manipulated in the right way.
Is there anything one cannot strap a dildo to? I was at an event, and someone started listing things that one can strap a dildo to. Then, I...
For the past few years, I've been working on a fictional world and developing characters with the intention to eventually write novella/novel-length...
Last Friday I had a moderate asthma attack. Usually when this happens an inhaler will fix it, but this time it only lessened it temporarily. Inhaler...
Now that Dayton's gone, we need someone else to take his place as the person who takes all of our collective shit whether they deserve it or not. Who...
[media] Vogon poetry is terrible. It's almost as bad as Livejournal poetry, or that poetry book that Jewel wrote. A poemflake is one who writes...
Yep, everyone born from August 23rd to September 23rd fucked up and should have picked a different time to be born. Virgo is all "I'm special...
[media] The Adam Ruins Everything segment on tipping sums up my thoughts pretty well. It's a shitty custom, businesses should just charge more and...
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