They would be teh AWEsoME! With bars and non-stop action flicks and topless waitresses and guns and dogs that bring you beer and...and...
I swear I'm not knocking you, but we have STATES the size of France. And some people drive many states in a day for business or pleasure. It's be...
Next thing you know they'll be reporting the parents had sex! And Alice loved Sam for his meat!
You didn't hear? The Hamburgler blew his stack and decapitated him. :overreaction:
That's actually a really good idea. But space exploration in any government's hands is a boondoggle. Shame NASA was formed during that fucking...
Carlin looks up sniffling and rubbing his gums... Ummm...Me? Condoms...Who needs em?
Gayness aside, maybe the worst song ever recorded. And i really wanted the pink zeppelin to fly into the floating mouth.
Playing Barry White tunes on the tinkly little speaker...
The only funny thing I ever heard Louie Anderson say is that everyone in the country should turn towards Washington DC and just start walking like...
I was really hoping this Rep used the phrase "Negro Apocolypse"
I'm buying as much land as I can on the Nevada/Cali border for future beachfront condos.
Anyone else think Gadaffi spends most of his day muttering into his oatmeal? He's like 112 now. He just wants their chocolate and boobalicious...
I wouldn't be TOO concerned because they're largely a bunch of fuck-ups and would screw something up. Damn thing would never go off.
One reason I never voted in 2004 was that Kerry never said ONE WORD against the Patriot Act or any other losses of freedoms we had. I knew Obama...
I don't WANNA be a Patriot. I'm going free agent! I wanna get picked up by the Panthers.
It is...But didn't old Ben have a touch of the syph? Oops...Upon further research... Franklin was not only a man of letter and science but one...
Could we get that lucky?
"Always bet on black..." Wesley Snipes
Sorry..."CRIKEY! There are wallabies in my gazebo!"
"The quality of MY LIFE is largely determined by the QUANTITY OF STUPID QUESTIONS OTHERS ask -- and the quality of MY BULLSHIT answers."
Let's see what happens when I say... "There are wallabies in my gazebo!"
Y'know...EVERYTHING'S funnier with the word Wallaby in it?
There were some reports he left notes to family indicating he was very depressed. Take it from one who knows, that's a bitch.
I was thinking we had some, but yeah, probably all mobile launched SLBMs to take out Cuba. Hmmm...Where we gonna build our swinging bachelor pad? The...
Hey Frontline...I'm sure we have some abandoned missile silos here in Florida. YOU thinking what I'M thinking?
What a great and incredibly sophomoric movie that is! :D
The females are all gonna get sunk with the pink torpedo
I think this whole tail is just a fluke. (Snicker)
That son of a bitch is leaving me for that slut? GO TO DEFCON 1!!!
You're calling him a master baiter?
I didn't say that! I've also never had sex with my kin!
And soon pregnancies will abound! But due to the radiation from the nuke boats and the sea life around them, comics tell us the kids will have...
I think you meant whittle.
Actually I can't.
I keep telling you Muad...I'm a cross-breed.
FUCK yes. And the Masons probably are working on germ warfare or something.
Hey...There's a reason there's a stock car on that bag OK? Go NASCAR! WHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
OK Apostle...Tellya what. Don't get married to a guy OK? If that's what brings you happiness, I say chase that rainbow!
I'd kick Hitler in the nuts, I'd kick the japs right in their butts. The Italians I'd leave alone Because their heads are full of bone. I'll beat the...
Gay people should be allowed to get married and be just as miserable as everyone else.
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