She's got tiny titters...I'm not hatin' or anything, just saying...goes with the man theme.
I bought one that's all Renoir paintings...I get to replicate the classics! YAY! The person below me has never been to the World's Largest Button...
Oh, you. The person below me enjoys the smell of feet.
Well yah, I mean, what else is there to fluff? The person below me has been a fluffer.
True! I do! I want to provide loving homes for them all! The person below me has a superiority complex.
I bet you'd like to see it. The person below me also has a picture of me buck nekkid on a bearskin rug...but it's not a baby picture.
Comics, sure! Hentai, no. The person below me has done regrettable things with a dog.
The Sleep Over While you sleep I lay beside you and contemplate The clear juice running from your mouth Making a lazy gray circle On the...
I always ask for some warning. If she doesn't ask, you don't have to give it, but it's usually nice to anyway. As for bypassing the taste buds, we...
I have experienced that, except with an amazingly gorgeous, intelligent, kind, and COMPLETELY unavailable male. The first time I saw him (at school)...
I read the story in 'Everything's Eventual." I'm kind of afraid to see the movie...
It varies based on the girl, but I started when I first decided to allow somebody else (my boyfriend) to have access to that region, so I was...
I ran out of closets. I'm on to bathtubs and shower stalls.
I like 'em, but mostly because everybody else seems to.
It's okay within certain bounds...but whenever I hear a guy say "pussy" and he's trying to be serious about it, I have to try really, really hard not...
On a regular basis, I wear concealer to hide spots and blemishes, and some lip tint. That's about it. A little powder in the summer to help kill...
First 5 minutes of Harold and Maude.
I don't care how fucking young or misguided they are. If they are capable of that, they are old enough to meet their maker (Who, in this case, is...
I thought semen would taste salty...that's what I was told. I found out that it's more like battery acid/sour milk...the consistency isn't like...
NOT compatible: "Let's do it up the ass!" "No thank you" "My OTHER girlfriends liked it." "Those were them, this is me, no thank you." "But...
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Uh, yeah. The first three letters of my first name (Ali is my nickname, not my real first name) are included in my screen name. Had I created it...
Gosh, this is weird.
*looks desperately for the thread where scandalous pictures of buff men are posted*
She lies down on the mossy floor of the forest and waits for him. She is on her back, legs bent, arms at angles; one over her chest, one by her side....
My dad is...it runs in his side of the family. I'm hypoglycemic and will probably develop diabetes later on.
Do you remember the rain? There we were lost again begging for forgiveness and not knowing if we sinned And the tears of the place soaked our...
Why, thank you!
*calling you crazy*
I'll give you pics if you remove "Free Paris" from above your avatar. I can't stand that twit. And okay, I probably won't give you pics if you do...
She spent 6 straight hours in there, alone. She brought her sketchbook and a digital camera and saw almost every work had ever wanted to witness up...
Indeed. I have big boobs, and when PMS hits, I have to wear a bra 24-7 because if they even bounce even ever so slightly, they ache like hell.
Crisp, sprawling azure sky Not bothered by clouds Sits above rolling hills <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office"...
Brown Cat in Summer <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p> </o:p> Cat runs across the hot, softening tar....
You can tell by his screams.
(that is, if you like the idea of Sambuca and Bailey's Irish Cream)
It's good...trust me, you want to put it in your mouth.:soholy:
A Slippery Nipple for me, please! Oh, actually, make that two!
Bleh. I am and will forever be an ass virgin, so I don't have to worry about that particular monstrosity ever coming up.
Bacardi! and Cola! It gets the job done! ...and the freshman girl drunk for the first time.
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